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- magickmaker17
- The Gap Into Spam
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- Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:18 pm
- Location: HOW DID YOU FIND MY VILLAGE!?!?!?!
- Cameraman Jenn
- The Gap Into Spam
- Posts: 13280
- Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:33 pm
- Location: Albuquerque NM (The Land of Enchantment)
Mine were all true too, Ali.... ![Big Grin :biggrin:](./images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Mortice Root
- Bloodguard
- Posts: 980
- Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:05 am
- Location: Wisconsin
- aliantha
- blueberries on steroids
- Posts: 17865
- Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2002 7:50 pm
- Location: NOT opening up a restaurant in Santa Fe
Yes. And since I've never seen a cubicle with purple walls, I *knew* that one wasn't true.wayfriend wrote:Did you read the last one on my list carefully?aliantha wrote:Y'know, all of mine were true.
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Oh, and btw:
I invented the Internet.
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"Dreaming isn't good for you unless you do the things it tells you to." -- Three Dog Night (via the GI)
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THE innernetz. ![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/wink.gif)
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you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
- aliantha
- blueberries on steroids
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- Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2002 7:50 pm
- Location: NOT opening up a restaurant in Santa Fe
Lucimay wrote:THE innernetz.
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EZ Board Survivor
"Dreaming isn't good for you unless you do the things it tells you to." -- Three Dog Night (via the GI)
https://www.hearth-myth.com/
Mine were all true. But if we want to get silly about it....
I'm both omnipotent and omniscient.
I'm both omnipotent and omniscient.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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- Holsety
- The Gap Into Spam
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(Inspired by the swimming injury one)I have injured my head while doing back stroke (not doing a flip turn soon enough and ramming into the wall) 9 times. Assuming I'm remembering it right (9 hard impacts, might have jarred something). This is why I don't do flip turns when swimming backstroke, I mess up keeping count too often and get too close to the wall.
But I have never had to get stitches, and the most I've broken is a finger.
Sort of like reverse never have I ever, or something.
But I have never had to get stitches, and the most I've broken is a finger.
WHOA COOL! CAN YOU SIGN MY BLADDER!?!?At one time, had the largest bladder ever seen in a human.
One for every time we know someone w/ the same trait, 2 if we have the same trait?(I feel like we should be drinking)
Sort of like reverse never have I ever, or something.
- drew
- The Gap Into Spam
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When I was 14-I was on a four day camping trip with a bunch of friends.
A girl wanted me to make a private campfire for the two of us, it was already dark; while I was cutting up some kindling wood, I cut off my finger tip. A friend drove me to the closest country hospital, were it was cauterized...I stayed camping for the remainder of the trip.
My dad was pissed when i got home and told him about it.
I also have an extreme affinity towards pregnant women
A girl wanted me to make a private campfire for the two of us, it was already dark; while I was cutting up some kindling wood, I cut off my finger tip. A friend drove me to the closest country hospital, were it was cauterized...I stayed camping for the remainder of the trip.
My dad was pissed when i got home and told him about it.
I also have an extreme affinity towards pregnant women
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
- Sunbaneglasses
- The Gap Into Spam
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- Location: Jasper Alabama
- High Lord Tolkien
- Excommunicated Member of THOOLAH
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Cameraman Jenn wrote: I fell on a slide in fourth grade and busted it almost all the way off.
Breaking one of my front teeth is one of my #1 phobias.
I got grossed out just reading your post!
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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- High Lord Tolkien
- Excommunicated Member of THOOLAH
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I have a scar under my eye that I got while playing superheroes when I was 8ish.
I was Captain America, with a trash can lid for my shield, and my friend was Superman.
Superman won.
Actually, the metal pipe jutting out of the side of the school we were playing next to won.
In 5th grade a group of us all pelted a guys house with eggs on the way to school.
I still feel bad about it.
In High School I accidentally broke 3 ribs of a guy while playing football because I nailed him perfectly and sent him up flying into the air. I felt bad about it until I realized what an incredible feat that was to actually do it (he had about 40lbs on me!). Now, obviously, I brag about it.
I was Captain America, with a trash can lid for my shield, and my friend was Superman.
Superman won.
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Actually, the metal pipe jutting out of the side of the school we were playing next to won.
In 5th grade a group of us all pelted a guys house with eggs on the way to school.
I still feel bad about it.
In High School I accidentally broke 3 ribs of a guy while playing football because I nailed him perfectly and sent him up flying into the air. I felt bad about it until I realized what an incredible feat that was to actually do it (he had about 40lbs on me!). Now, obviously, I brag about it.
https://thoolah.blogspot.com/
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
![Image](https://i.ibb.co/72L2KV2/Screenshot-illearth-Stone.jpg)
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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- I'm Murrin
- Are you?
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- magickmaker17
- The Gap Into Spam
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- The Laughing Man
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What heterosexual man doesn't?drew wrote:I also have an extreme affinity towards pregnant women
Seriously, if I dated nothing but pregnant women from now until I died, I'd die a happy, happy man.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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- The Laughing Man
- The Gap Into Spam
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