Kevin's Watch

I can twitch my nose (like a rabbit)

I can also roll my tongue.

Mine were all true too, Ali....

aliantha wrote:Y'know, all of mine were true.

Did you read the last one on my list carefully?

I have a birthmark on my back shaped like a heart. Or so my wife claims.

wayfriend wrote:

aliantha wrote:Y'know, all of mine were true.

Did you read the last one on my list carefully?

Yes. And since I've never seen a cubicle with purple walls, I *knew* that one wasn't true.



Oh, and btw:

I invented the Internet.

THE innernetz.

Lucimay wrote:THE innernetz.

I forgot! Sorry!

I can change my voice however I want to. Ain't that cool.

Mine were all true. But if we want to get silly about it....


I'm both omnipotent and omniscient.

(Inspired by the swimming injury one)I have injured my head while doing back stroke (not doing a flip turn soon enough and ramming into the wall) 9 times. Assuming I'm remembering it right (9 hard impacts, might have jarred something). This is why I don't do flip turns when swimming backstroke, I mess up keeping count too often and get too close to the wall.

But I have never had to get stitches, and the most I've broken is a finger.

At one time, had the largest bladder ever seen in a human.

WHOA COOL! CAN YOU SIGN MY BLADDER!?!?

(I feel like we should be drinking)

One for every time we know someone w/ the same trait, 2 if we have the same trait?

Sort of like reverse never have I ever, or something.

When I was 14-I was on a four day camping trip with a bunch of friends.
A girl wanted me to make a private campfire for the two of us, it was already dark; while I was cutting up some kindling wood, I cut off my finger tip. A friend drove me to the closest country hospital, were it was cauterized...I stayed camping for the remainder of the trip.
My dad was pissed when i got home and told him about it.


I also have an extreme affinity towards pregnant women

Cagliostro wrote:

Cameraman Jenn wrote:I also have a third nipple on the right side. It really only looks like a birthmark but it's a nipple..

Is it working one, or...nevermind...I don't wanna know. Eek.

I do.

Cameraman Jenn wrote: I fell on a slide in fourth grade and busted it almost all the way off.

Breaking one of my front teeth is one of my #1 phobias.
I got grossed out just reading your post!

I have a scar under my eye that I got while playing superheroes when I was 8ish.
I was Captain America, with a trash can lid for my shield, and my friend was Superman.
Superman won.

Actually, the metal pipe jutting out of the side of the school we were playing next to won.


In 5th grade a group of us all pelted a guys house with eggs on the way to school.
I still feel bad about it.

In High School I accidentally broke 3 ribs of a guy while playing football because I nailed him perfectly and sent him up flying into the air. I felt bad about it until I realized what an incredible feat that was to actually do it (he had about 40lbs on me!). Now, obviously, I brag about it.

When I was sixteen, I suffered a spontaneous pneumothorax (my lung collapsed).

I once played the lead role of Annie in the musical Little Orphan Annie

When I was 7 my twin sister (Seasis) annoyed me so much I picked up a can of cat food and threw it full force down onto her foot...she cried...I got in BIG trouble!

When I was little Batty and I had sort of bunk beds, (mine came out perpendicular to the middle of hers.) One night, she was annoying me a lot, so I stood up on my bed and bit her hand really hard.

does everyone know that Lucimay has a secret she swore not to tell?

drew wrote:I also have an extreme affinity towards pregnant women

What heterosexual man doesn't?

Seriously, if I dated nothing but pregnant women from now until I died, I'd die a happy, happy man.

the only thing i find attractive about a pregnant woman is that a life is growing in her, and there's nothing sexual about that. count me grossed out.