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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:33 pm
by magickmaker17
42.
If the Man In The Moon, then what?
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:45 pm
by dANdeLION
Alpha Centauri?
If blue is lunch, and baseball is supernatural, what is Hawaii?
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:34 am
by Auleliel
Hatchet.
If she bakes an apple pie, then what is the square root of a monkey's uncle?
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:55 pm
by aTOMiC
Quisp and Quake
Name three kinds of them.
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:52 am
by Auleliel
Esther.
If a^2 + b^2 = c^2, then what if two swallows carried it together?
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:45 pm
by aliantha
Gravelingas.
How many p's are there in "Quisp and Quake"?
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:06 pm
by Auleliel
One Hundred Years of Solitude
If Mary has three apples and Johnny has six oranges, where is the produce section of the grocery store?
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:11 pm
by IrrationalSanity
Shepherd's Pie.
If there are twelve days of Christmas, when is the Twelfth of Never?
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:33 pm
by Auleliel
Abalone.
Once upon a time?
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:43 am
by IrrationalSanity
The snow flies south.
When all good things come to an end, who framed Roger Rabbit?
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:49 am
by Sunbaneglasses
Milk Duds
If you pour a glass of Kool Aid in Reno Nevada how many monkeys fart in The Amazon?
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:49 pm
by Auleliel
Trinitrotoluene
If sheep are covered in wool, and wool shrinks when it gets wet, why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:10 am
by IrrationalSanity
Hasenpfeffer
If birds, bees, and educated fleas do it, why are there three coins in the fountain?
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:00 pm
by Auleliel
The Hamburgler
If Train A heads east at 45 mph, and Train B heads west at 35 mph, how loud will it be when they crash?
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:45 am
by IrrationalSanity
Whistling Dixie
If I ruled the world, what time would it be on Ceres?
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:25 am
by Auleliel
Babylon
If three men walk into a bar and the fourth one ducks, what happens to the fifth man?
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:36 pm
by IrrationalSanity
He does the Hokey Pokey and turns himself around.
What is it all about, anyway?
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:29 pm
by aTOMiC
Liquid oxygen.
What is the sum of all fears?
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:56 pm
by Auleliel
Marshmallow pie.
If you are swimming in the Rhine River at noon on a Tuesday, how do you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:14 pm
by aTOMiC
Grand Funk Railroad
What is the difference between the following choices?