Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:31 am
His body isn't even cold, and they're fighting over the money. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? 
Kevin's Watch
Official Discussion Forum for the works of Stephen R. Donaldson
https://kevinswatch.com/phpBB3/
A new KW site is coming (April Fools 2008)
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:53 am
The preview site is ready. You judge if it's worth it or not
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:05 am
Vain wrote:The preview site is ready. You judge if it's worth it or not
I hate it!!! Spoiler
I got to disney! <grin>]
Spoiler
what?!?! we don't get all the things you promised?!?!?! what about the one-on-one time with SRD! 
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:55 am
April Fools, suckas. You can't get rid of me that easily.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:28 am
Damn!Syl wrote:You can't get rid of me that easily.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:34 am
...let me see....*think think* was it delete or deactivate user?...mmmmm....eeny meeny miny....Syl wrote:April Fools, suckas. You can't get rid of me that easily.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:53 am
Did anyone get my TBHT reference? TBHT = "Terry Brooks Hack Team"
That's ok, I make myself laugh.
That's ok, I make myself laugh.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:23 pm
See that it doesn't happen again!matrixman wrote:I can't believe all this uproar just because I unintentionally dissed one of Cail's favorite Frampton albums...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:25 pm
Vain, I dont know how to tell you this, but your new site sucks. I mean, not that the artwork or layout of KW now doesnt suck, but we have humored you guys because some of the posts are fun and some of the avatars are kinda hot.
I have seen this site degrade over the past year. I know the Watchies were rigged, I mean, c'mon -- Avatar probably didnt even write that piece for Pantheon himself, fercryinoutloud -- And poems, hell the other ones didn't even rhyme. How much did you people have to pay him? How do you live with yourselves, looking at those awards on your walls, living the high life with your champagne and your papparatzis and your cute little watchie bitmaps.
And that wasn't enough for you, Vain , was it. You needed more. -- you brought back White Gold Dollars, as if SRD's genius could be enhanced by mere currency. watchers are now selling their opinions to the highest bidder; hell, Fistys pimping out his services at 10 WGD's a pop. Now your selling us overpriced used bitmaps at 100% profit. And the watcher sheep are just lining up at your evil trough for it, arent they, Vain?
All in fun you say? WGD Ho, I say.
And the 'Tank -- I used to believe we were making a difference in there. I thought the debate was honest, the emotions were true. It was exciting, it was fun, to see Esmer and Cail and Null go at it. EL coming in with his tortured worldview, and Malik, with his Philospohy degree and his brute force attacks. And Cail, Cail -- whom I looked up to ... and Prebe, with his cool intellect. And Lord Mhoram, HLT -- Ah, my heart!
Lies. All Lies.
See, I had a hunch, Pal, and I did some checking. Oh yes. And you know what I have found, didn't you? Oh yes, I am going there.
They all have your IP address, buddy. All of them. every one. Coincidence? Oh, I think not.
So, Whats that about, Vain? All these posters got the same IP Addresses? You maybe got something you want to tell us, now? You got some kinda sick frat party going on over there in your little personal DisneyWorld from Hell?
Sick Little party in your head, is more like it.
Thats right, I said it: Vain is living a lie, people.
There is no Cail, No Malik. Esmer doesn't exist, and Plissken is a figment as well. and Null -- dear sweet Null -- you made him up too. Cail. HLT. Mhoram. EL. Camera Man Jenn.
You made us love them Vain. But they're all lies.
You are a sick, sad, strange little man, Vain. And now the truth is out.
You should have never made me a Mod, Vain. You should have known I'd find the truth. Should have known I wouldn't play along.
I should have taken the blue pill. I should have gone back to my pod and lived the lie. But I can't go back. Youve ruined it for me with your fee-based dissections and your one-on-one with SRD. Oh, your good Vain. Real good.
People, Dont buy what Vain is selling. move away from the light, I don't care how beautiful it is, it will suck dry your soul and replace it with white gold dollars and corruption and google ads.
I am out of here, and I am taking my ball with me.
I have seen this site degrade over the past year. I know the Watchies were rigged, I mean, c'mon -- Avatar probably didnt even write that piece for Pantheon himself, fercryinoutloud -- And poems, hell the other ones didn't even rhyme. How much did you people have to pay him? How do you live with yourselves, looking at those awards on your walls, living the high life with your champagne and your papparatzis and your cute little watchie bitmaps.
And that wasn't enough for you, Vain , was it. You needed more. -- you brought back White Gold Dollars, as if SRD's genius could be enhanced by mere currency. watchers are now selling their opinions to the highest bidder; hell, Fistys pimping out his services at 10 WGD's a pop. Now your selling us overpriced used bitmaps at 100% profit. And the watcher sheep are just lining up at your evil trough for it, arent they, Vain?
All in fun you say? WGD Ho, I say.
And the 'Tank -- I used to believe we were making a difference in there. I thought the debate was honest, the emotions were true. It was exciting, it was fun, to see Esmer and Cail and Null go at it. EL coming in with his tortured worldview, and Malik, with his Philospohy degree and his brute force attacks. And Cail, Cail -- whom I looked up to ... and Prebe, with his cool intellect. And Lord Mhoram, HLT -- Ah, my heart!
Lies. All Lies.
See, I had a hunch, Pal, and I did some checking. Oh yes. And you know what I have found, didn't you? Oh yes, I am going there.
They all have your IP address, buddy. All of them. every one. Coincidence? Oh, I think not.
So, Whats that about, Vain? All these posters got the same IP Addresses? You maybe got something you want to tell us, now? You got some kinda sick frat party going on over there in your little personal DisneyWorld from Hell?
Sick Little party in your head, is more like it.
Thats right, I said it: Vain is living a lie, people.
There is no Cail, No Malik. Esmer doesn't exist, and Plissken is a figment as well. and Null -- dear sweet Null -- you made him up too. Cail. HLT. Mhoram. EL. Camera Man Jenn.
You made us love them Vain. But they're all lies.
You are a sick, sad, strange little man, Vain. And now the truth is out.
You should have never made me a Mod, Vain. You should have known I'd find the truth. Should have known I wouldn't play along.
I should have taken the blue pill. I should have gone back to my pod and lived the lie. But I can't go back. Youve ruined it for me with your fee-based dissections and your one-on-one with SRD. Oh, your good Vain. Real good.
People, Dont buy what Vain is selling. move away from the light, I don't care how beautiful it is, it will suck dry your soul and replace it with white gold dollars and corruption and google ads.
I am out of here, and I am taking my ball with me.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:32 pm
If I'm not me, Heavingbreast Cailfondler is going to be very upset.
And we don't want that.
And we don't want that.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:15 pm
I knew. 
Bastards. You caught me with Aprility Fools. Never again.
--A
Bastards. You caught me with Aprility Fools. Never again. --A
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:54 pm
Vain, I love it. It was everything I expected.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:55 pm
Vain, the new site is awesome!!! I can't wait for it to go live!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:32 pm
Some day, I'm going to strike it rich, buy this place out, and then all of you bastards are gonna be working for me.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:56 pm
Vain: You are an evil, evil man.
<ack> <choke> 
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Way to make me choke on my apple, danlo! So that's y'all's game, is it? You're out to make the rest of us die laughing so you'll have the Watch to yourselves! Well, you're not going to get rid of me THAT easily!!!danlo wrote:...bottomfeeders...
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)Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:30 pm
vain, you turdlet.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:33 pm
I love Vain. He's a total Goober.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:36 pm
So there won't be any exclusive subscriber content? I was looking forward to stuff like Watchers Gone Wild, or 3D-accelerated Dissections.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:39 pm
I should know better by now.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:46 pm
April Fool, right?
Wasn't there a admin-like user called April Fool or did I dream it?
Wasn't there a admin-like user called April Fool or did I dream it?