5 inches

Post by **Seareach** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:35 am

Wyldewode wrote:It's okay. . . I am sure that you have other good qualities that make up for your. . um. . . shortcomings.

couldn't have said it better myself!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:44 am

Absolutely. I'm still reeling from the cleverness of it! No, really. Okay, not really. But I didn't expect it for miles off...okay, I did.

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:02 am

Lord Foul wrote:Yes, but I wanted to preserve it for future generations...!

the board wars are upcoming. universes will die. mods will vanish. time travel. wormholes....

Post by **JazFusion** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:11 am

Lord Foul wrote:Yes, but I wanted to preserve it for future generations...!

Take a picture. It lasts longer.

Take a picture, post it on the internet and it will last forever.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:15 pm

Seareach wrote:
Wyldewode wrote:It's okay. . . I am sure that you have other good qualities that make up for your. . um. . . shortcomings.
couldn't have said it better myself!

I can split my head open with a block of ice!

Post by **Marv** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:22 pm

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&rls=GGLF% ... arch&meta=

Post by **Seareach** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:37 pm

Cagliostro wrote:
Seareach wrote:
Wyldewode wrote:It's okay. . . I am sure that you have other good qualities that make up for your. . um. . . shortcomings.
couldn't have said it better myself!
I can split my head open with a block of ice!

...no...if I recall correctly you just end up with a dint in your head when you try that!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:10 am

Marv wrote:www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&rls=GGLF% ... arch&meta=

That's very inspiring, but the woman left out the part where she doesn't have a penis and doesn't understand the pain. Not that that is what this thread is about. Jelqing. Jelqing. Jelqing.

Thank you.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:10 pm

Seareach wrote:
Cagliostro wrote:
Seareach wrote: couldn't have said it better myself!
I can split my head open with a block of ice!
...no...if I recall correctly you just end up with a dint in your head when you try that!

Well, there was blood.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:14 pm

enter length
convert to inches
convert to centimeters

result

Post by **Harbinger** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:02 pm

A gal told me once that her boyfriend was four inches excited. She went on to add that he was the best she'd ever had. Of course I pointed out she hadn't had me, but it didn't get me anywhere. Based on personal experience, I find that difficult to believe. Maybe he was the only one she'd ever had and by default, the best. Who knows?

The moral of this story is:

If you're hung like a hamster, make sure you've got a tongue like a rattlesnake!

Post by **JazFusion** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:06 pm

Harbinger wrote: The moral of this story is:

If you're hung like a hamster, make sure you've got a tongue like a rattlesnake!

Preferably with your poison glands taken out.

Post by **Gil galad** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:38 pm

5 Inches is a good length for a pet snake.

Post by **magickmaker17** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:48 pm

Gil galad wrote:5 Inches is a good length for a pet snake.

I disagree. I think at least 12 inches is a better length for a pet snake.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:09 pm

5 Inches Action Figures

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:20 pm

Is that a Dalek in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:57 pm

EX-TERMINATE! EX-TERMINATE!

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

5 inches