Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:35 am
couldn't have said it better myself!Wyldewode wrote:It's okay. . . I am sure that you have other good qualities that make up for your. . um. . . shortcomings.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:44 am
Absolutely. I'm still reeling from the cleverness of it! No, really. Okay, not really. But I didn't expect it for miles off...okay, I did. 
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:02 am
the board wars are upcoming. universes will die. mods will vanish. time travel. wormholes....Lord Foul wrote:Yes, but I wanted to preserve it for future generations...!
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:11 am
Take a picture. It lasts longer.Lord Foul wrote:Yes, but I wanted to preserve it for future generations...!
Take a picture, post it on the internet and it will last forever.
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:15 pm
I can split my head open with a block of ice!Seareach wrote:couldn't have said it better myself!Wyldewode wrote:It's okay. . . I am sure that you have other good qualities that make up for your. . um. . . shortcomings.
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:22 pm
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:37 pm
Cagliostro wrote:I can split my head open with a block of ice!Seareach wrote:couldn't have said it better myself!Wyldewode wrote:It's okay. . . I am sure that you have other good qualities that make up for your. . um. . . shortcomings.
...no...if I recall correctly you just end up with a dint in your head when you try that! Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:10 am
That's very inspiring, but the woman left out the part where she doesn't have a penis and doesn't understand the pain. Not that that is what this thread is about. Jelqing. Jelqing. Jelqing.
Thank you.
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:10 pm
Well, there was blood.Seareach wrote:Cagliostro wrote:I can split my head open with a block of ice!Seareach wrote: couldn't have said it better myself!
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:14 pm
enter length
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convert to inches
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:02 pm
A gal told me once that her boyfriend was four inches excited. She went on to add that he was the best she'd ever had. Of course I pointed out she hadn't had me, but it didn't get me anywhere. Based on personal experience, I find that difficult to believe. Maybe he was the only one she'd ever had and by default, the best. Who knows?
The moral of this story is:
If you're hung like a hamster, make sure you've got a tongue like a rattlesnake!
The moral of this story is:
If you're hung like a hamster, make sure you've got a tongue like a rattlesnake!
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:06 pm
Preferably with your poison glands taken out.Harbinger wrote: The moral of this story is:
If you're hung like a hamster, make sure you've got a tongue like a rattlesnake!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:38 pm
5 Inches is a good length for a pet snake.
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:48 pm
I disagree. I think at least 12 inches is a better length for a pet snake.Gil galad wrote:5 Inches is a good length for a pet snake.
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:09 pm
5 Inches Action Figures
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:20 pm
Is that a Dalek in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:57 pm
EX-TERMINATE! EX-TERMINATE!