Kevin's Watch

StevieG wrote: - nice one SGuilfoyle1966!

My thanks.
It's almost like me talking to myself, but still, thanks.
(The S in SGuilfoyle is for Stephen).

lucimay wrote:

SGuilfoyle1966 wrote:

Barnetto wrote:The Unintelligible One and Real Ale Foam Follower

RealAle Foamfollower.

And his brother, LagerYum QuaffsMug

wife doer! QUAFFSMUG!

you crack me up.

I'm just now ending about a year on this forum. Didn't know there were contests.

So I'm making a push for a prize.

Some kind of honorary title as a top funny man.

Lord Howl the Derider.

Pitcherwife (the funnier, older brother of Pitchwife)

Bozo the Bloodguard.

Vraith wrote:

jackgiantkiller wrote:im not upto the the stress and responsability ov urlord so ill be a 'ur cattle herder'

or instead of an Ur-Lord, you could be an Ummm-Lord, all the perks and no one expects anything.

It occurs to me, given this post, seriously, that being an Ur-Lord is a lot like being a Commodore in Star Trek. You can take over the Enterprise if you're close enough.

The Obtuse.

Earn? I take.

I'd be called the Unmentionable.

No eggs, sorry. Things stop working after a few millennia. Uh, I'm afraid of Spoonchicken. Very afraid.

Black Asgard wrote:I'd be called the Unmentionable.

"Its ...umm," he whispered, "the Unmentionable."
"Who?"
"_____________the Unmentionable"
"Never heard of him."
"Of course not, he's unmentionable."
"Then why'd you bring him up?"
"We need him."
"Why?"
"Can't tell you."
"Where is he?"
"Can't say."
".....ummm....so...are you going to get him?"
"Who?"
"The Unmentionable."
"We can't talk about him!"
"Oh. Well. Thanks for clearing that up."
"Don't mention it."

I'd be an enchanter.. Called 'Tim'

But they love titles.

Ur-lord the Unintelligible

The Ignorant and Profane

The assassin !

The Incontinent One

('cause I'm just gettin' older)

The Bomb of Nom.. The King of Ring... The Faith of Wraith.... to the Giants i would be known as Darkwing Talonfist.

Urviles and Waynhim alike would call me ब्लैकहौक or phonetically Blaikahauka.

Rocksister wrote:No eggs, sorry. Things stop working after a few millennia. Uh, I'm afraid of Spoonchicken. Very afraid.

.....Do Not fear, my daughter. You will not spoon, however He may assail you. There are also forks and knives in the world....Be Spoony !

The title I would really like to have would be 'He who must not be Named'. Not original but still is scary.

But since this is a topic about what title I would earn and not what I would like, I would earn either ‘The Forgetful’ or 'The Unrememberer'. I Literately have the memory of a goldfish. If someone were to teach me how to fish, I would starve because I'd forget where the river was.

I suppose 'he who forgets his name' would be fitting.

the Redundant

Spoiler

(I'd spend my entire time there trying to get into Covenant's pants and that's been done before. Twice.)

lorin wrote:White gold spender and credit card wielder

Actually, funny and painful.
I used to wield the credit-lore freely, but then I came face to face with the Illearth Debt. It was not a pretty sight.

KIA Foster wrote:The title I would really like to have would be 'He who must not be Named'. Not original but still is scary.

That's the way I would be.
Like the comedy western movies: A Man Called Nobody (Trinity series)
"Nobody is faster than Jack Boregart"
(Jack Boregart is the gun-for-hire.)

little daniele, wee smart-ass and most impatient!

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:the Redundant

Spoiler

(I'd spend my entire time there trying to get into Covenant's pants and that's been done before. Twice.)

so would your Giantish name be Earthfriend Pantsraider?