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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:03 am
by Marv
Never trust a left handed woman. She'll only ever take you by surprise.
Never drink your own p*ss. The money that you'll win just aint worth it.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:17 am
by Savor Dam
Sorry, Marv. Gotta disagree...not with your facts, but with your conclusion.
edit: I see you've added a second bit of advice while I was composing. Just so we are clear, my response is about the first bit!
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:30 am
by Marv
Gotcha!
Ok, what about this piece of advice; never forget where you set a bear trap, especially if you're drunk and wearing sandals.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:32 am
by Menolly
Marv wrote:Never trust a left handed woman. She'll only ever take you by surprise.
Oh really?
I guess I can be pretty surprising at times...
Marv wrote:Never drink your own p*ss. The money that you'll win just aint worth it.
Mahatma Gandhi might have debated that with you...
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:33 am
by lorin
Marv wrote:Never trust a left handed woman. She'll only ever take you by surprise.
As a card carrying member of the ladies of the left, I agree, I cannot be trusted. Especially we left handed Gemini's.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:25 am
by sgt.null
give as good as you get
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:07 am
by Cheval
If it tastes like crap, flip her over.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:40 pm
by Marv
Never go in to business with an unreliable family member.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:04 pm
by Avatar
With any family member. Or a friend.
--A
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:25 pm
by Vraith
If you loan someone $20 and never see them again, it's probably for the best.
[no one said that already, did they?]
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:41 am
by Cheval
I you ever get to have 3 wishes granted,
make sure your 3rd wish is for 3 more wishes!
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:13 pm
by Auleliel
Don't peel bananas from the stem end. Peeling them from the other end is easier and gets rid of all the stringy white flavorless stuff.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:17 pm
by Orlion
Auleliel wrote:Don't peel bananas from the stem end. Peeling them from the other end is easier and gets rid of all the stringy white flavorless stuff.
Are you serious?!
(pull it back, Orlion)... I'm going to go buy some bananas and try that out!
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:56 pm
by Auleliel
Orlion wrote:Auleliel wrote:Don't peel bananas from the stem end. Peeling them from the other end is easier and gets rid of all the stringy white flavorless stuff.
Are you serious?!
(pull it back, Orlion)... I'm going to go buy some bananas and try that out!
Yes. It also prevents the bruising that can sometimes happen when peeling at the stem end.
Don't throw a brick straight up.
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:32 am
by Cheval
Words of Wisdom for Kids:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) You can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk.
3) Don't trust a dog to watch over your food.
4) When Mom is mad at Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
5) No matter how clever and sneaky you are, Mom and Dad still knows.
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:10 am
by Auleliel
Don't set your hair on fire, even if they pay you ahead of time.