Dat Ubuntu, Dat Eberyting

[Reisheiruhime]

Okay, I can't just leave this here untouched.

THIS MANY OF YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH FAPPING? SERIOUSLY?

Wanking, schlicking, self-love, humping the cat, rocking the no-no place, rubbing one out... COME ON. YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF FAPPING? Jesus. You people.

I just lost 46 gigs of porn. Indexed and labeled by fetish contents. It took me THREE YEARS TO AMASS THIS MASTERPIECE, AND IT WAS TAKEN FROM ME BY A FLAW IN MY GODDAMNED BOOT RECORD. Forty-six hard-earned gigabytes of pornography. The cream of the crop, I tell you. Photos, .gifs, videos... It took AGES to find it, and even longer to CATEGORIZE it.

I think I spend more time fapping or searching for porn than I do at my actual job. ;_;

[Seareach]

That's just great, Reisheiruhime.

We know you're trying to get banned but, really, get over it, ok. You're just embarrassing yourself!

[Reisheiruhime]

That's just great, Reisheiruhime.

We know you're trying to get banned but, really, get over it, ok. You're just embarrassing yourself!

See? I make an honest, sincere post and they say it's an attempt at garnering a ban. Lovely.

[drew]

Wanking, schlicking, self-love, humping the cat, rocking the no-no place, rubbing one out... COME ON. YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF FAPPING?

We know you're trying to get banned

Is Getting Banned ANOTHER analogy?? How is anyone supposed to keep up with all this terminology???

[Seareach]

That's just great, Reisheiruhime.

We know you're trying to get banned but, really, get over it, ok. You're just embarrassing yourself!

See? I make an honest, sincere post and they say it's an attempt at garnering a ban. Lovely.

I think you're aware this is a family board. I think you're aware of what's considered going beyond a joke. I think you're (for what ever reason) looking for attention. Most importantly: I believe you're smarter than you're making out you are.

[Reisheiruhime]

Wanking, schlicking, self-love, humping the cat, rocking the no-no place, rubbing one out... COME ON. YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF FAPPING?

We know you're trying to get banned

Is Getting Banned ANOTHER analogy?? How is anyone supposed to keep up with all this terminology???

Getting Banned is a complex maneuver involving you, a partner, a bottle of lube, a sturdy length of chain, and no safety words.

Ever.

Warning: We do not advise attempting this maneuver unless you're ready to serve a hefty jailterm.

Variants of this act are Getting V&'d and The Confused Korean Child.

[Reisheiruhime]

That's just great, Reisheiruhime.

We know you're trying to get banned but, really, get over it, ok. You're just embarrassing yourself!

See? I make an honest, sincere post and they say it's an attempt at garnering a ban. Lovely.

I think you're aware this is a family board. I think you're aware of what's considered going beyond a joke. I think you're (for what ever reason) looking for attention. Most importantly: I believe you're smarter than you're making out you are.

Then by all means, cry more and facilitate my goals.

[Cambo]

That's just great, Reisheiruhime.

We know you're trying to get banned but, really, get over it, ok. You're just embarrassing yourself!

See? I make an honest, sincere post and they say it's an attempt at garnering a ban. Lovely.

I think you're aware this is a family board. I think you're aware of what's considered going beyond a joke. I think you're (for what ever reason) looking for attention. Most importantly: I believe you're smarter than you're making out you are.

Nail on the head.

[lurch]

See? I make an honest, sincere post and they say it's an attempt at garnering a ban. Lovely.

I think you're aware this is a family board. I think you're aware of what's considered going beyond a joke. I think you're (for what ever reason) looking for attention. Most importantly: I believe you're smarter than you're making out you are.

Nail on the head.

uuuhmmm..to be ur-Vileish on that observation, possibilities , narrowing down the possibilities: perhaps too smart..furthering possibilities of something else going on here..Honestly, in any case, this whole scenario of R is making less and less sense. Yes, a total removal would mean R never existed, which may be the need of this failure...imho.

[I'm Murrin]

It's not about intelligence, it's about living up to the standard of asshattery and redundant overuse of memes encouraged by the whole 4chan (and related sites) subculture.

[dANdeLION]

I believe you're smarter than you're making out you are.

But not as smart as she thinks she is. Or as mature.

[aliantha]

I kind of hate for that to be the last word...but there you have it. (Just think, Turiya, if the admins had banned you, you wouldn't be able to have the last word anyhow.)

I'm going to lock the thread now.