Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:44 am**

rdhopeca wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:
Waddley Hasselhoff wrote: Dude, I was just gonna buy smack. And shoes. Nothing makes me happier than a baggy of black tar heroin and a pair of new stilettos. Nothing in the world.

I'll see you there, kitten.
Meow. Meow meow.

Dude. You're just jealous. But there might be room.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:45 am**

babybottomfeeder wrote:Are you serious? You seem like a nice person in so far as my topic? I know you are kidding about the paranoid smack? What about the pair of stilettos? Do people really wear that kind of hops-and-tails plowboy ornamentation in day to day life or is it a joke. I' don't grow you, but I think you are serious? My last girlfriend just wore slip on tommy rydells or back off shoes. No offense but I think that's an impractical piece of ornamentation to wear day in day out to work or driving? How do you drive in stilettos? Is it like indiana jones and the fuman goo temple of You where the kid has what pencils are made of on his feet? Does it cast irons out and reign in hormones as my family always says I tried to call my sister yesterday and tell her about all this stuff on here and at work but she is so confused by all this crap! All this internet crap she calls it? She's won of those herbal rave crunchy golem statues on the cathedral you see butterballing it through their day to day living. Those friends of the earth mother-be-gone-im-the-mother=now types from the late 80's. What did they call that hammer handed time? Wasn't the first move or 2nd? I don't know but anywho, she doesn't what a cigarette butt from the internet to call her own if you know what I mean. She really hates shopping and doesn't call me often as she calls at her friends house. We are totally different people as she likes the forest and so do I but On a computer. I'm kidding I love the forest but can't stand those mesopotamian google goons with their hard harted hannah hanging harmonies.

I only understood about half of what you said, so I'll do what I can here.

-Everything I say, ESPECIALLY on the internet, should be taken as seriously as a bomb threat on a Sunday morning.
-Except the heroine thing. Needles give me heeby-jeebies.
-Stilettos aren't about practicality, they're about beauty. Beauty isn't practical. They're a costume, they're a point of feminine pride, and they're requisite for every single Saturday night.
-One does not drive in stilettos. One saunters.
-Your sister sounds like a pretty cool chick.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:47 am**

Wearing stilettos on the steep slopes of Seattle in the middle of winter is an amazing feat of the feet.

Go, Wadds, go!
(but don't let those toes get too froze...)

Oh, BBF? Your sister is right about the internet. Heed her.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:47 am**

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:-One does not drive in stilettos. One saunters.

Proof. Video proof from you.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:48 am**

___ wrote:Dude, seriously, If you think I was rough on you before, trust me, it was nothing. If you manage to talk Waddley out of wearing stilettos, I swear I'll hunt you down and make you pay.

Dood, Im just joshing around

Don't take life so seriously guy

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:51 am**

Well. I'm so glad this thread got diffused. I was gonna lose a few minutes of sleep, I tell ya! It got me so mad I was gonna go home and bite my pillow!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:56 am**

Lord Foul wrote:Well. I'm so glad this thread got diffused. I was gonna lose a few minutes of sleep, I tell ya! It got me so mad I was gonna go home and bite my pillow!

Proof. Video proof from you.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:57 am**

Savor Dam wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:Well. I'm so glad this thread got diffused. I was gonna lose a few minutes of sleep, I tell ya! It got me so mad I was gonna go home and bite my pillow!
Proof. Video proof from you.

You know how unpleasant to the mouth biting a pillow actually would be? I can imagine few things drier on the mouth and yet more pleasing to the exterior of the head!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:57 am**

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:
babybottomfeeder wrote:Are you serious? You seem like a nice person in so far as my topic? I know you are kidding about the paranoid smack? What about the pair of stilettos? Do people really wear that kind of hops-and-tails plowboy ornamentation in day to day life or is it a joke. I' don't grow you, but I think you are serious? My last girlfriend just wore slip on tommy rydells or back off shoes. No offense but I think that's an impractical piece of ornamentation to wear day in day out to work or driving? How do you drive in stilettos? Is it like indiana jones and the fuman goo temple of You where the kid has what pencils are made of on his feet? Does it cast irons out and reign in hormones as my family always says I tried to call my sister yesterday and tell her about all this stuff on here and at work but she is so confused by all this crap! All this internet crap she calls it? She's won of those herbal rave crunchy golem statues on the cathedral you see butterballing it through their day to day living. Those friends of the earth mother-be-gone-im-the-mother=now types from the late 80's. What did they call that hammer handed time? Wasn't the first move or 2nd? I don't know but anywho, she doesn't what a cigarette butt from the internet to call her own if you know what I mean. She really hates shopping and doesn't call me often as she calls at her friends house. We are totally different people as she likes the forest and so do I but On a computer. I'm kidding I love the forest but can't stand those mesopotamian google goons with their hard harted hannah hanging harmonies.
I only understood about half of what you said, so I'll do what I can here.

-Everything I say, ESPECIALLY on the internet, should be taken as seriously as a bomb threat on a Sunday morning.
-Except the heroine thing. Needles give me heeby-jeebies.
-Stilettos aren't about practicality, they're about beauty. Beauty isn't practical. They're a costume, they're a point of feminine pride, and they're requisite for every single Saturday night.
-One does not drive in stilettos. One saunters.
-Your sister sounds like a pretty cool chick.

Sorry my posts aren't ESPECIALLY on the internet understandable. Please don't throw anger filled balloons at me guy. I am just remarking about my sister, which I'm glad you mentioned. But I think that was meant as a sarcastic remark about her. Don't please talk about my sister. I learned from SCRUBS that only a family member can talk bad about another family dismember <--- get it!

It is a soaring topic of sore pride and jedly deeds for me. My sister of everyone in my family is the only one I still like but still hate her stupid life guile from street tucker the truck fantasy game. Cowabungoo doods! Colin Firth is upppp! That's my sister's pride speaking. She is a speak easy. I don't understand fashion unless it is for function and if it ain't it chaint? Chaint my fault I believe this way, I had BIG BALLOON OF A MOTHER! HA HA HA! Just kidding, I miss her alot of the time

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:00 am**

I promise you that out of all the things I said, the thing about your sister was the most sincere.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:02 am**

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:I promise you that out of all the things I said, the thing about your sister was the most sincere.

Thank GOD, because I get really F****cking pissed off when people talk about my family. When I used to work retail people would talk about my horrible father and I wanted to attack!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:07 am**

kevinswatch wrote:
Syl wrote:Don't really know what's going on here, but my two thoughts/cents

A) Don't feed the trolls.
B) Why is this in A&S?

This sums up my first reaction.

I really need to try to get onto the Watch more often.............

-jay

btw, who is this guy calling himself Kevin's Watch? is he another Foul or are they both like the creators of this site?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:09 am**

babybottomfeeder wrote:
kevinswatch wrote:
Syl wrote:Don't really know what's going on here, but my two thoughts/cents

A) Don't feed the trolls.
B) Why is this in A&S?

This sums up my first reaction.

I really need to try to get onto the Watch more often.............

-jay
btw, who is this guy calling himself Kevin's Watch? is he another Foul or are they both like the creators of this site?

I just don't want to make anymore bad impressions!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:22 am**

kevinswatch is nobody special. He just uses that name because he couldn't come up with his own. There's no need for you to try to impress him. Just treat him like dirt, or ignore him; it's not like he can ban you or anything......

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:42 am**

babybottomfeeder wrote:
___ wrote:Dude, seriously, If you think I was rough on you before, trust me, it was nothing. If you manage to talk Waddley out of wearing stilettos, I swear I'll hunt you down and make you pay.
Dood, Im just joshing around Don't take life so seriously guy

Hey, shut up. This isn't about you or me anymore. This is about Waddley and stilettos. This is bigger than all of us. So sit back, put on your 45 of Bob Seger's Strut, and try to focus on the finer things in life.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:54 am**

___ wrote: This is about Waddley and stilettos. This is bigger than all of us.

Are you calling me fat??

Also, how do you feel about these?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:00 am**

___ wrote:
babybottomfeeder wrote:
___ wrote:Dude, seriously, If you think I was rough on you before, trust me, it was nothing. If you manage to talk Waddley out of wearing stilettos, I swear I'll hunt you down and make you pay.
Dood, Im just joshing around Don't take life so seriously guy
Hey, shut up. This isn't about you or me anymore. This is about Waddley and stilettos. This is bigger than all of us. So sit back, put on your 45 of Bob Seger's Strut, and try to focus on the finer things in life.

You are going to threaten me with a banning and then come back with a texas sexist remark? Sir, do not make my psyche boil! You have so much two fisted goonism on your windpipe i can't understand where you come from? It is okay to make the snakes of yesteryear by attacking me? But not by you saying struts? No sir, I do not kid about this? Noobies to the crack back of the kind line sir! I have surpassed and usurped your blue "flame heart" and have calcified it with a pistol packing dose of wha???? learned from you! Please don't judge me harshly but what is going on? I earnestly PM you in private and you try to make fun of me? I am glad you have no power sir, you would be some atomic monster if you could really ping me out of a plow bow's plow share revolver like a tomahawk pinging and spinning. Sirs/Madames who can I complain to about a random Clintomagic telling me he's going to ban me?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:13 am**

BBF, I implore you to do a bit of research and Know the significance of the blue flame to which you allude. You are treading what is hallowed ground here on the Watch....something not in any of the books we share, but sacred to us nevertheless.

This is no attack....but you really need to know what you are talking about. Truly!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:21 am**

Savor Dam wrote:BBF, I implore you to do a bit of research and Know the significance of the blue flame to which you allude. You are treading what is hallowed ground here on the Watch....something not in any of the books we share, but sacred to us nevertheless.

This is no attack....but you really need to know what you are talking about. Truly!

Sir/Madame I do tread lightly but felt that ___ was misappropriating with their avatar? I am sorry if I offended, I was making a serious but still light hearted and giggle-guts fun punch at ____ who has offended me greatly by threatening a banning? This is misused power and was said by him in anger. I should not have recoursed as I do and tell you. I am deeply apologetic but stand by how I meant it to read. No one can know the depths of my sadness

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:32 am**

____ is a longtime member and has at times been known for his curmudgeonly roar. Baiting him is probably not prudent...but your karma is your own.

My sole concern here is that you take the time to understand the blue flame. Notice that many Watchers, myself included, feature it in our profiles, signatures, and/or avatars. It is not just ____, although he and Dread Poet Jethro have some of the more artful inclusions of it.

Find out the story behind this, if you really want to become part of the Watch community. From your posts, it is clear that matters of faith are something which resonate with you. This is deeply a matter of faith. An angel walked among us for some time...until she was called home.

Read and find out. You will be touched, I promise that much.

(By the way, on the Sir or Madam routine...let me provide a hint. On the left side of most posts, under the name and avatar, you will find the designations "graveler" or "eh-brand". These mean male or female, respectively. This should help you discern the gender of those whose posts you are responding to. Not everyone has them; Waddley does not, but she is manifestly female. You do not, but you can update your profile if you so choose.)

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