Kevin's Watch

Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

--A

Ooohhh!!! I should have asked that we add that, as well.

Fines paid: 0 Years in prison: 0. Never even been in a cell. (Been arrested, though, a couple/three times before I turned 17, so no record, and my poor parents paid my fines. I was a horrid teen.)

Bumped, because this is way better than the Rorschach thing, which seemed to just give random snide "diagnoses".

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 16 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

How did I get only 16 years with a potential for the death penalty?? And, I clicked yes to most of those!

deer of the dawn wrote:Bumped, because this is way better than the Rorschach thing, which seemed to just give random snide "diagnoses".

Well, yeah.

Are you going to disclose your sentence/fines/penalties, Aliantha?

Hahaha, I've never been arrested. Or fined. Apart from speeding fines of course, and if I get one or two of those a year, it's a lot.

--A

I did!

On page 1 of this thread, I wrote:Gods, I'm *really* boring.

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

Ah, yes. Well, exciting comes in many forms, Aliantha. In fact, few things are more boring than addicts making the same stupid mistakes... I speak from experience, although I also managed to avoid jail (if not arrest or fines). That was all a long time ago. I've not even had a ticket in 20 years, and yet my life has been far more interesting and worthwhile.

I remember after I became a born-again Christian. I was parked somewhere in my car and a squad car passed me. I remember how it felt to have nothing in my life to hide. I felt so free!!

So good for you, Aliantha. A clean conscience can't be bought for any money.

Thanks, DotD. But I'm not perfect, by any means. Let's just say it's a good thing speeding tickets don't carry criminal penalties...

aliantha wrote:Thanks, DotD. But I'm not perfect, by any means. Let's just say it's a good thing speeding tickets don't carry criminal penalties...

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