Kevin's Watch

Good news. You decide to take your chances with the stampeding ponies ..

Bad news. The bieberites follow your initiative

Good News the bieberites keep following the ponies and you just step out of the way

Bad News you step in quicksand

Good news: Quicksand isn't that quick if you know how to get out of it.

Bad news: You always <i>meant</i> to look that up, but...

Good news. you think maybe its easier to get out if you dont squirm

Bad news. It isnt and you really, really wish youd looked it up

Good news you don't have to look it up because someone comes to rescue you

Bad news - you realize that someone is your arch enemy person you dislike the most in the world

Good news - The arch enemy does, in fact, rescue you.

Bad news - The arch enemy throws your significant other in your place.

Good news ... you resign yourself to their gloomy fate and emotionally move on .. meh believing there are other fish in the sea

Bad news .. there are no other fish in the sea that are interested in you ....

Good news you realize you are not romantically attracted to fish and start looking after humans

Bad news no humans are interested in you either

Good news, Someone is interested!!!

Bad news, (wait for it..........) your arch enemy.

Good news .. your arch enemy, .. you know whats his name .. sees you, falls to their knees and bursts into song and serenades you

Bad news ... theyre totally off key and it does nothing to change your intense loathing of them

Good news: The bad singing makes you go to the store to buy noise cancelling headphones and you collide with your perfect match

Bad News: You realize it literally is just a match and well...has no emotions or enough physical attributes to have long lasting relationship

Good news: You can still strike up a conversation.

Bad news: It gets a little heated.

Good news. The relationship wasnt long lasting and quickly died out ... thats the good news

Bad news. That leaves up shit creek without a paddle

Good news: you realize the shit is really just potatoes

Bad News: you realize that is because someone is throwing potatoes at you

Good news: Your significant other is still alive and throwing potatoes at you to get your attention.

Bad news: He or she is throwing them really hard, because he or she is pissed off at the walking away thing and never being officially assigned a gender.

Good news: You make up by paddling over to them and crawling on your knees for forgiveness

Bad news: They are still upset that they were never assigned a gender and cram a potato in your throat

Good news. You were pretty hungry and the potato hits the spot lol

Bad news. He, she still hasnt forgiven you and wants his, her potato back

Good news: You're becoming more open minded about the gender thing.

Bad news: You know of only one way to get the potato back, and it ain't pretty.

Good news. You moved beyond the potato thing

Bad news. You agreed to go out with the potato tosser but are freaked out by their 13th toe .. 12 you could handle but the bakers dozens ... a deal breaker .. youre shallow, you know it but It is what it is

Good news: Most of the time the thirteenth toe is covered.

Bad news: When that dratted toe is uncovered it brings up a psychotic break that leaves you shaking for hours.