abc's - why did the chicken cross the road

Post by **ussusimiel** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:06 am

Open season on escargots over yonder.

Post by **michaelm** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:40 pm

Perhaps they had business of a private nature on the other side of the road and don't want to share

Post by **ussusimiel** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 7:48 pm

Because a cross is an X and as we know from this thread that is sufficient reason in itself for everything.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 5:32 am

Quite frankly, the chicken would like us to realize it's none of our business.

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed May 06, 2015 8:36 am

realized that life is too short to not go back to rockville.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:43 am

So that he could measure its width for a future road widening project by the Department of Transportation with whom he has been employed for 14 years and is a Civil Engineer in charge of unique solutions to complex problems.

Post by **wayfriend** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:17 am

To get to his happy place.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 2:20 am

Underground tunneling just isn't feasible for chickens.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:29 pm

Victory can only be achieved by crossing the road.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:47 am

Wanted to escape the Tank

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:22 am

x marks the spot, so he crossed to get to that spot.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:23 pm

Yearned to know the unknowable.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:29 am

Zany bird wanted some KFC.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:08 pm

Any adventure is a good one.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:54 pm

Block party

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:02 pm

Couldn't see what was on the other side and curiosity got the best of him.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 3:18 am

Didn't like the prospect of crossing the freeway.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:40 pm

Even chicken's are too stupid to realize the danger just like all the human jay walkers I see and who I frantically try to avoid hitting whilst driving to work every day.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:18 am

Figured 'what the hell'.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:21 pm

Gotta hand it to the chicken. I wouldn't have done it.

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abc's - why did the chicken cross the road