Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2013 5:47 pm**

What must one do to join all of these various cliques, cliches and acronyms I am reading about? Can I join them all, or do they contradict each other? I don't mind joining one to become a secret agent that spies on the others. I can buy myself into their good graces with excellent homemade pastries.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2013 5:56 pm**

You can buy items related to Linden's Army, THOOLAH, etc. from the stores (click the link under the Kevin's Watch masthead) and display them in the mini-profile that appears to the left of your posts. You can also put text or images related to your leanings in your signature.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2013 6:07 pm**

Jumankekka. I can purchase neither a Swordmain badge nor a mini-flag of Frostieland.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2013 6:26 pm**

Giant and Coercri are available...but not the same thing, admittedly.

The items you mention seem like good additions to the Stores. While I can't assure that Jay will add them in a timely fashion (any faster than the 20102 Watchy badges, for instance), if you create them, we will push to get them on the virtual shelves.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2013 8:54 pm**

I cannot imagine who else would wish to buy the flag of Frostieland. People keep telling me what a brutally cold, inhuman place this is, Avatar in the lead, and now even our birds get labeled all wonky and deranged.

Savor Dam wrote:add them in a timely fashion (any faster than the 20102 Watchy badges, for instance), if you create them, we will push to get them on the virtual shelves.

That's quite an achievement from SRD: to attract fans even after 18000 years hence.

Don't worry, Jay's great-great-great-great-relation will get these done by 40204.

(Speaking of which, Effy made some items back 2011 and they never found their way into the store...)

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2013 8:56 pm**

I will by a flag of Frostieland.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2013 9:11 pm**

Frostheart wrote:
Savor Dam wrote:add them in a timely fashion (any faster than the 20102 Watchy badges, for instance), if you create them, we will push to get them on the virtual shelves.
That's quite an achievement from SRD: to attract fans even after 18000 years hence. Don't worry, Jay's great-great-great-great-relation will get these done by 40204.

Will SRD's fandom survive roughly twice as long as the currently-known history of The Land? If so, are ceasures involved?

Or did I commit a fat-fingered typo? In that case, should I use my phenomenal cosmic mod powers to erase the evidence?
Nah, what Frosty did with it is funny, and I am all about the funny!

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2013 9:15 pm**

wayfriend wrote:I will by a flag of Frostieland.

My dictionary doesn't recognize this verb...what does it entail? Using it as a towel? A giant tissue while reading TLD (or alternatively borrow it to Linden)? Toga?

Or is Foul trolling the server again with daimons and mini-ravers and adding or stealing random characters?

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2013 9:24 pm**

Thanks everyone. I think I'll save up for the Giant's Ship. Any idea when the GPS model will be released?

Also, pastries are cooling off on grandma's window sill.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2013 10:12 pm**

I here reveal that a team made up of those who frequent my demesne [the Loresraat, for those unknowing], in the very near future invented personalized arches du temps and brought them back/forward to those destined to have them...
I mention this to inform you all that:
Yes, SRD fandom, works, "The Watch" and SRD himself [iteration Xmark7] survive 18000 years hence. [though "The Watch" is a peculiar case, surviving both much beyond and never having existed].
However, none of the items wanted are ever available, and for that reason, the phrase "I will by a flag of Frostieland" [shortened to the acronym W~BFF] is a common expression replacing numerous archaic adages/proverbs from multiple civilizations, e.g. "when pigs fly." [this particular replacement became necessary when the flying pig homeworld was discovered orbiting Epsilon Eridani. Most of the rebel Earth Pigs have since revealed their wings and joined modern society...a few continue to wallow in the past. Or the mud. Or both. Depending on local environmental conditions and available credit lines.

As an aside: at that date Frostie also survives, in her recently upgraded Behemoth Class Fantasy Giant body...pissing off the real Giants from numerous Sidereal realms who constantly hack "The Watch" making it appear that no one ever notices her posts. It's a vicious thing...we'll call it a circle for now since non-elevated bio-intelligences just can't understand the shape. [[NO! that doesn't mean stupid, it means: Wait till you grow up. You'll wish you only had one body, a greyish/whitish/pinkish split brain, biological drives, and psychopathology to deal with. Ah...the simple joys.

OHHH! I should say Don't worry, Aiden, you get into all the cliques.
Some people are annoyed that they can't get into yours, though.

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2013 3:51 am**

Two things;
1) Aiden come join me instead!
2) How do I get FOOPWTESBTMPC officially recognized so we can open a store and have cute little Esmer icons?

I *MAY* begrudgingly be willing to change the name if it helps the process!

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 11:21 pm**

Greetings, Aiden Victore

Savor Dam wrote:(Best I respond quickly, lest Foul mislead our new member.)
Blood sacrifice is strictly optional...

Aiden, who are you listening to? Just read his name attentively.

Hashi Lebwohl wrote:Come now...the Tank isn't that bad. It contains two groups of people: the people who agree with me and the people who are wrong.

I wonder what happens if you disagree with yourself. Does a paradox happen? Can that cause damage to this universe? Curious, interesting

-- wrote:is Foul trolling the server again with daimons and mini-ravers and adding or stealing random characters?[/size]

Oh, why such blame? I've just taken myself from another me. But if mini-ravers interest you, perhaps I can fetch some, particularly some like in the recent 1st of April thread.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2013 2:05 pm**

Lord Foul wrote:
Hashi Lebwohl wrote:Come now...the Tank isn't that bad. It contains two groups of people: the people who agree with me and the people who are wrong.
I wonder what happens if you disagree with yourself. Does a paradox happen? Can that cause damage to this universe? Curious, interesting

I would probably fall through a hole in the universe. The jury is still deliberating as to whether that would be a good thing or a bad thing.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2013 2:20 pm**

Wilkommen!

Kevin's Watch

I've been Summoned!