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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:59 am
by TRC
What is the Air speed of an Unladen Swallow?
What is your name?
What is your Favorite Color?
What is your quest?
What did Quaker Oats include in every box in 1955?
<other than oats>
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 11:41 am
by dANdeLION
Quakers?
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 11:41 am
by dANdeLION
If hot air rises, what's keeping you down?
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 11:55 am
by TRC
ROdAN wrote:Quakers?
Can't.... S to
p.. lauughing....
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 11:57 am
by TRC
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:00 pm
by dANdeLION
A-one, a-two, a-THREE!
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:23 pm
by aTOMiC
ROdAN wrote:A-one, a-two, a-THREE!
If all you are going to do is bite into it, why not get it overwith right away.
One...crunch!
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:33 pm
by dANdeLION
That really messes up the suspence.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:34 pm
by aTOMiC
ROdAN wrote:That really messes up the suspence.
I know. I noticed it the first time in 1975.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:35 pm
by TRC
Not if you hold it just right.
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:39 pm
by dANdeLION
the cow.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:40 pm
by dANdeLION
can you dig half a hole?
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:55 pm
by TRC
How far can you walk into the woods?
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 1:12 pm
by Brinn
only 1/2 way because any more and your walking out of the woods.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 1:56 pm
by dANdeLION
Is the cup half full, half empty, or twice the necessary size?
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 4:17 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
ROdAN wrote:Is the cup half full, half empty, or twice the necessary size?
Who drank half of MY beverage?!?!?!
DW
[
Weird, warped, and Webo Girl]
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 4:19 pm
by I'm Murrin
TRC wrote:Which came first the chicken or the egg?
A chicken and an egg in bed having a cigarette. The chicken says: "Well that answers that question,"
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2003 7:21 am
by TRC
If a Tin Whistle Is made of of tin. What is A foghorn made out of ?
Which is faster the speed of light or the speed of dark ?
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2003 7:32 pm
by I'm Murrin
Logically, Dark, since it always manages to get out of the way before the Light arrives.
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2003 8:45 pm
by Dragonlily
TRC wrote:If a Tin Whistle Is made of of tin. What is A foghorn made out of ?
Which is faster the speed of light or the speed of dark ?
Murrin wrote:Logically, Dark, since it always manages to get out of the way before the Light arrives.
Clever, both of you.