Kevin's Watch

michaelm wrote:

Rawedge Rim wrote:and of course "and when this thing gets to 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"

Is that from Herbie Rides Again?

No, but this is...

I think you are despicable, greedy, grasping, and wholly without principle or pity.

I also believe you are not a nice person.

From "The Blues Brothers":

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Jake: First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.

michaelm wrote:

Rawedge Rim wrote:and of course "and when this thing gets to 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"

Is that from Herbie Rides Again?

"Back to the Future"

Rawedge Rim wrote:

michaelm wrote:

Rawedge Rim wrote:and of course "and when this thing gets to 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"

Is that from Herbie Rides Again?

"Back to the Future"

I was joking...

+JMJ+

Monsters out there. Leaking in here. All sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking wesa in trouble?
— Jar Jar Binks, Star Wars: TPM

Mr Blond to Nice Guy Eddie in Resevoir Dogs; [nominee for coolest film ever made]

Did you try to fuck me?

And of course the killer line delivered by the inimitable Joe Cabot

Lets go to work.

I think that was nice guy Eddies line.

D'you know - I wondered that just as I was typing it but discarded the idea; I seemed to be able to 'remember' Blonde saying it so clearly. Oh well - That's Turkey!

From Scarface

Tony Montana: "Say hello to my little friend!"

"Fuck Caspar Gomez, fuck the fucking Diaz brothers, fuck 'em all. I bury those cockaroaches."

"I not gonna kill you Frank. Manolo, shoot that piece of shit."

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

"Say goodnight to the bad guy."

"Junkies. I shit em."

- RocknRolla

'Mafia - I shit 'em'

The Long Good-Friday

From Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:



Bacon: "Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy 'round for explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now, that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence, Hatchet Harry is the man you pay if you owe."



Tom: "There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses."



Soap: "Yeah. Little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
Tom: "Soap, is there something we should know about you?"



Barry the Baptist: "Fucking northern monkeys!"
Lenny: "I hate these fucking southern fairies!"



Tons of great quotes from that movie.

Guy Ritchie at his best [along with Snatch which I loved as well].

Here's one;

Vincent; Want some bacon?
Jules; No man, I don't eat pork.
V: Are you jewish?
J: Nah, I aint jewish. I just don't dig on swine thats all
V: Why not?
J: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
V: Bacon tastes Goood. Pork chops tate Goood!
J: Hey sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know coz I'll never eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. Thats a filthy animal. I aint eatin' nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard it's own faeces.
V: How about dog - dog eats it's own faeces.
J: I don't eat dog either.
V: But you do consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
J: I wouldn't go so far as to call a gog filthy - but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
V: Ah, so by that rationale if a pig had more personality he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
J: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig; I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin than Arnold on Green Acres you know what I'm sayin'.

From Withnail and I:

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!"

Gordon Comstock [Richard E Grant] talking bitterly to a vigourously healthy pot-plant that has come to symbolise everything he hates about his sedate middle-class existance;

"You verdant Bastard!" [stubbs a cigarette out on the poor plants leaves}

Dr Frankenstein reels around on the stunned group of watchers who have just seen him animate his creation using the harnessed power of the storm, a mad glint in his eyes.

"It's Alive!"

"It's Alive!"

"It's Alive, It's Alive, It's Alive!"

Denzel Washington to Ethan Hawke in Training Day.

- This is a newspaper, right ? It's 90 percent bull****!
But it's entertaining. That's why I read it.

Now if he'd said that about a book, I'd have used that as my signature.

Robert Mitchum in the chilling The Night of the Hunter.

Weeaaarrrggghhh! Weeeaaarrrrghhhh! AAAAARRRGGGHHHH!

Kane, in Alien - "It's a cave ... a cave of some sort. It's like the goddamn tropics in here!"

Ripley, in Aliens - "Kane said he saw thousands of eggs."

Janek, in Prometheus - "Doctor, do you have any idea what all that black stuff is, oozing out of these vases?"

Ah, if only!