Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:42 am**

Quark's bar on Deep Space Nine has divine happy hour specials lately.

Posted: **Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:07 pm**

Reunion at his high school.

Posted: **Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:09 pm**

"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" is more fun to watch on His starship's bridge screen.

Posted: **Thu Feb 11, 2016 6:03 pm**

To create gravity waves.

Posted: **Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:59 pm**

Universe expansion requires starship tractor beams!

Posted: **Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:39 am**

+JMJ+

Vroom, vroom, vroom!!!

Posted: **Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:08 pm**

When I'm driving in my car
And the man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to drive my imagination

Wosbald wrote:+JMJ+

Vroom, vroom, vroom!!!

Posted: **Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:46 pm**

xylopolist at an interplanetary level.

Posted: **Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:26 pm**

ZOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 11:48 pm**

Yellow alert responses allow Him time to travel in style!

deer of the dawn wrote:ZOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

...And THAT'S when He needs to respond to red alerts!

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:22 am**

All he needs from it is the anti-matter it contains. Its quite tasty. Like squeezing the juice from an orange he will take what he wants and discard the empty hull in the space dumpster.

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:20 am**

Bed and breakfasts for God's guests need to be portable

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:23 pm**

Calling the entity we are referring to God is a stretch but in any case he wants to turn it into an espresso machine. No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?

Posted: **Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:55 am**

Deities like God do not need starships to travel the galaxy....But if you ARE going to travel the galaxy, why not do it in style?

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:39 am**

Evangelicals' silent fears* that He no longer has power will be assuaged?

(Shuram, good to see you around!)

* satirize your own tribe, she says; satirize yer own tribe.

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:39 pm**

For no other reason than he chooses to.

Posted: **Tue Jan 24, 2017 3:50 am**

Got to compete with Q somehow.

Posted: **Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:01 pm**

Has no intention of actually traveling in said Star Ship. Just wants it for his man-cave.

Posted: **Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:13 am**

It makes him feel like a kid again.

Posted: **Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:02 pm**

Just has a need. A need for speed.

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