Fortunately,.... Unfortunately

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:47 pm

Fortunately, Ginger. I mean, how can it not be awesome?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:09 am

Unfortunately, her full name, Ginger Notmaryann Whatshername, was a little less than awesome.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:56 am

Fortunately everyone just called her Ginger.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:12 am

Unfortunately, Doctor Tongue now knew her name.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:23 pm

Fortunately, through careful detective work and a buying the right patsy a few drinks, Ginger found out tongue-man's name as well: Fudleyton Lesterlow. Professor Fudleyton Q. Lesterlow.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:18 am

Unfortunately, she couldn't remember why she kissed someone named "Fudleyton" or how he got her gun.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:08 am

Fortunately Mr. Lesterlow was arrested and charged with allowing his idiocy license to expire without which he was not permitted to walk the streets without his court appointed "Stupidity Reduction Team".

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:59 am

Unfortunately, HE STILL HAD THAT FRICKIN GUN!! and he finally used it.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:53 am

Fortunately the gun was unloaded and he used it to crack open a walnut.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:07 pm

Unfortunately, this cracked open the gun handle and a small paper with all of Ginger's passwords rolled out into Lesterlow's palm.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:46 am

Fortunately, he didn't have her computer.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:05 am

Unfortunately he knew exactly where to find her computer.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 4:08 am

Fortunately, Ginger remembered the passwords were in her gun.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:44 am

Unfortunately the passwords were smudged by gun powder residue.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Apr 25, 2017 1:58 am

Fortunately, Lesterlow couldn't read them either.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:04 am

Unfortunately the passwords were still vital bits of information.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:14 am

Fortunately, the computer wouldn't accept "smudge".

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Apr 27, 2017 11:10 am

Unfortunately the Earth exploded.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Apr 27, 2017 11:20 pm

Fortunately, that was only a restaurant called "The Earth".

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:57 am

Unfortunately they served the best club sandwiches in the state.

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