Kevin's Watch

LOL .. I'm with you Kasreyn .. it never even occurred to me that Mhoram's contact or closeness with TC was ever sexually motivated .. till now .

and it maybe just me being clueless .. I just dont get the Mhoram as a hottie thing either .. to me he was always fatherly kinda dude .. except maybe for his younger [wilder?? ::shrug::] 'irresistable in a big nose sense' days ..

Mhoram is one of my favourite characters in the series .. but sexy? mmm .. LOL

Mhoram is kinda like the cool all knowing .. never gets ruffled kinda guy .. a bit like .. ummm .. a way more sophisticated .. Austin Powers eh ..

Lord Mhoram to HL Elena :- .. 'do I make you horny baby?? .. yeah!!'

Elena to HLM :- ... 'you're totally shag-a-delic Mhory - umm is it true what they say about big noses!!' ::blushes::

mmm ... nope .. 'throw me a fricken bone here' .. it just doesnt seem right somehow LOL

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disclaimer: none of the above is intended to offend and no animals were harmed in the production of this post

OMG!!!!!!!!! Somehow that Austin Powers thing transferred to the land just made me laugh until I was coughing myself sick. Don't do that to an asthmatic!!!!!!!! People in the Land are always so dignified...even behing closed doors I can't imagine them talking like that. How funny!!

Oh, you crack me up Sky!

Sky, I had the best visual with that post!

Yes Sky - that visual is quickly replacing the one placed there by caamora's 'spoiler' note .

Thank's fo rclearing that away for me Sky!!

How 'bout NO Mhoram

--TC, after HLM asks him to aid him in the battle against the Despiser.

Thank God!

I'M GLAD THAT THIS THREAD IS RETURNING TO ITS ORIGINAL "FUN" PURPOSE. Now how about some answers to some important questions!
1. Who is the hottie in the second chronicles?
2. What DOES Vain wear under his loincloth?
(and does anyone care?)
3. Is Jay the hottie all of these women are claiming??
4. What do the Bloodguard wear under their robes?
(and does anyone care?)

1. Hope the ladies say anyone other than dead Mhoram. That would be too twisted even for me.
2. Vain? Do NOT want to know! And don't the urviles spawn rather than mate? Do NOT want to know about his equipment!
3. Have no idea. Never met the guy.
4. Hopefully protective equipment for their equipment

well, here goes!
1. Dead guys just aren't particularly sexy to me. We Northern girls know the worth of a warm living guy to cuddle with on snowy freezing cold nights. I guess I'd have to go with that guy who was hanging out with the Waynhim. What was his name? Can't remember, but he seemed pretty cool. And TC is much improved in the second chronicles. I really like what he said to Linden after their first time together.
2. Vain? Loincloth? I don't even remember him wearing one, but, IMHO, some things are better left a mystery. And I'd really rather not have any details of ur-vile reproductive practices.
3. Jay? See answer #1. Plus he seems pretty nice, which is always a good thing for a guy to be. Not to mention that he seems pretty creative, which is also a very positive thing in intimate situations!
4. After reading Gildenfire, I would guess that the Bloodguard probably don't wear anything under their robes.

hehehe!
1. TC.
2. Don't want to know!
3. YES!
4. They seem to be tighty whitey guys to me.

Well, this topic is sure a nice boost to the ol' self-esteem. Hehe.

Anonymous wrote:3. YES!

And how would you know? Heh.-jay

some things are just obvious!

Hey Ladies! Stop flirting with the jay man! How can he get those t-shirts designed if you girls keep distracting him? Flirt with me instead!

NO!

Hey, I just realized I forgot a hottie! Tohrm seems pretty cute, with his constant good humor. Almost Giantish in a way.

what??? no one wants that total stud Drool Rockworm???

now your talking .. Drool .. surely the name alone .. is sexually attractive to women everywhere

what a hottie!! .. what lucky gal would have ended up with Drool if he hadnt met his untimely demise so early in his ... 'prime'

Skyweir, even you've got to admit that Lord Mhoram is waaaaaaaaaayyy more sexy than Drool Rockworm! I can't think of any character with less hottie potential than Drool. Maybe we can start a thread of "What guy is LEAST hot?" Drool would be right up there with that redneck sheriff and the razor blade in the bun guy (or girl) and probably some other ones I can't remember right now 'cause I'm laughing too hard at the thought of Drool Rockworm being a hunka hunka burning love. What a hoot!