I Am Not Juan Valdez

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:07 pm

...SIR!...prOn...I know not your...worth....nor nothing of your....girth..dirth....birth....

however.....HOOVAH!....i discern this one...truth....

you are not the ocular orb!!!!

also known as I!!! I...I.... twas an echo

I.....AM....JUAN.....VAL....DEZ

be it known.....duly note....and chop the scally....

...hmph....yes...

it has been YEARS....but know this.....I still remain.....

let not....these...decievers....these impugners of justice.....sway your minds....there is but one.....Juan

...and he...is I

tally ho...eh what???

I count 5....heh

-Juan de arbol con todos los chicharones con pollo Valdez

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:41 pm

is this you juan???

Post by **aliantha** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:12 pm

Wait...Juan...you're from a tree with all the pork rinds with chicken??? I'm sooo confused...

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:14 pm

aliantha wrote:Wait...Juan...you're from a tree with all the pork rinds with chicken??? I'm sooo confused...

too many cocoa leaves he has consumed.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:36 am

Pr0n wrote:Just for the record, I was Juan Valdez.

Ahh. I thought you were Pr0n Valdez.....

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:41 am

I am....I....

None other speak for me...

left....or..was it right...

HA

-Juan solo uno de Valdez

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:27 am

Volare, oh oh
E contare, oh oh oh oh
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassu
E volavo, volavo felice piu in alto del sole ed ancora piu su
Mentre il mondo pian piano spariva lontano laggiu
Una musica dolce suonava soltanto per me

Post by **aliantha** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:21 am

Pretty sure that's Italian, Sarge. But what the heck.

Post by **Auleliel** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:31 am

Yes, that is Italian.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:47 pm

Auleliel wrote:Yes, that is Italian.

since he is not Valdez, does it matter?

Post by **Auleliel** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:28 pm

sgt.null wrote:
Auleliel wrote:Yes, that is Italian.
since he is not Valdez, does it matter?

Not really, especially as many people who speak Spanish can understand some Italian anyway (at least, that's how it works for me).

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:08 am

Juan would be Colombian, right? Then he probably only understands what Columbo says.

Post by **Savor Dam** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:32 am

dANdeLION wrote:Juan would be Colombian, right? Then he probably only understands what Columbo says.

...or perhaps he will understand the speech of the residents of the former capital of Sri Lanka

Post by **Spiral Jacobs** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:07 am

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:08 pm

dANdeLION wrote:Juan would be Colombian, right? Then he probably only understands what Columbo says.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-hbLGqmzsw

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXlUzu2SPkY

Post by **Juan.Valdez** » Sat Dec 28, 2024 5:08 am

I ... most certainly AM ... Juan 'de Juan Valdez' Valdez

HA! ... Not to be confused with Lipton's Brisk ...or nigh expired Onion Soup mix... Terrible companions for a pot-roast ... or aging Apothecary.

In other news, WE're delighted to admit Abigail to the party... she bears with her dashing style...a lovely tray of muffins and a ravishing wit...fit for an expedition to the nearest remembering of childhood phone numbers contest.... overseen by Doris' uncle Boris...the one with Alzheimer's ..but only on Tuesdays in September 17 years from last December...

... Now that we've sorted that bit of pressing business...who's telling Martha that lunch is on her?

- Juan Valdez

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