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I....AM...JUAN!!!!
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:07 pm
by Juan Valdez
...SIR!...prOn...I know not your...worth....nor nothing of your....girth..dirth....birth....
however.....HOOVAH!....i discern this one...truth....
you are not the ocular orb!!!!
also known as I!!! I...I.... twas an echo
I.....AM....JUAN.....VAL....DEZ
be it known.....duly note....and chop the scally....
...hmph....yes...
it has been YEARS....but know this.....I still remain.....
let not....these...decievers....these impugners of justice.....sway your minds....there is but one.....Juan
...and he...is I
tally ho...eh what???
I count 5....heh
-Juan de arbol con todos los chicharones con pollo Valdez
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:41 pm
by sgt.null
is this you juan???
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:12 pm
by aliantha
Wait...Juan...you're from a tree with all the pork rinds with chicken??? I'm sooo confused...
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:14 pm
by sgt.null
aliantha wrote:Wait...Juan...you're from a tree with all the pork rinds with chicken??? I'm sooo confused...
too many cocoa leaves he has consumed.
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:36 am
by dANdeLION
Pr0n wrote:Just for the record, I was Juan Valdez.
Ahh. I thought you were Pr0n Valdez.....
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:41 am
by Juan Valdez
I am....I....
None other speak for me...
left....or..was it right...
HA
-Juan solo uno de Valdez
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:27 am
by sgt.null
Volare, oh oh
E contare, oh oh oh oh
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassu
E volavo, volavo felice piu in alto del sole ed ancora piu su
Mentre il mondo pian piano spariva lontano laggiu
Una musica dolce suonava soltanto per me
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:21 am
by aliantha
Pretty sure that's Italian, Sarge. But what the heck.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:31 am
by Auleliel
Yes, that is Italian.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:47 pm
by sgt.null
Auleliel wrote:Yes, that is Italian.
since he is not Valdez, does it matter?
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:28 pm
by Auleliel
sgt.null wrote:Auleliel wrote:Yes, that is Italian.
since he is not Valdez, does it matter?
Not really, especially as many people who speak Spanish can understand some Italian anyway (at least, that's how it works for me).
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:08 am
by dANdeLION
Juan would be Colombian, right? Then he probably only understands what Columbo says.
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:32 am
by Savor Dam
dANdeLION wrote:Juan would be Colombian, right? Then he probably only understands what Columbo says.
...or perhaps he will understand the speech of the residents of the former capital of Sri Lanka
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:07 am
by Spiral Jacobs
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:08 pm
by sgt.null
dANdeLION wrote:Juan would be Colombian, right? Then he probably only understands what Columbo says.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-hbLGqmzsw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXlUzu2SPkY
I Am Not Juan Valdez
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2024 5:08 am
by Juan.Valdez
I ... most certainly AM ... Juan 'de Juan Valdez' Valdez
HA! ... Not to be confused with Lipton's Brisk ...or nigh expired Onion Soup mix... Terrible companions for a pot-roast ... or aging Apothecary.
In other news, WE're delighted to admit Abigail to the party... she bears with her dashing style...a lovely tray of muffins and a ravishing wit...fit for an expedition to the nearest remembering of childhood phone numbers contest.... overseen by Doris' uncle Boris...the one with Alzheimer's ..but only on Tuesdays in September 17 years from last December...
... Now that we've sorted that bit of pressing business...who's telling Martha that lunch is on her?
- Juan Valdez