The Illuimed Majesty

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 6:01 am

*peeks in and then backs away slowly*

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:41 am

BEGONE!!!!! BEGONE FROM HERE!!!!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:58 am

*ambles in, sniggers condescendingly, leaves*

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:06 pm

LEAVE!!!!!! LEAVE US! BEGONE!!!!

Post by **hierachy** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:38 pm

It seems that only the founding brothers have responded to the call...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:08 pm

Well, this may be true, but do we not suffice? We're not exactly pitting our combined intellect against Einstein here. Also, notice the considerable power Vain weilded against our nemesis; deflating him by 7.5% with the simple push of a button; anh Vain is not even Illuimed! I have faith in our eventual success, my brothers.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:55 pm

This is truth. Perhaps Vain is the Chosen One - the one who is predicted will drive away the Dark Birds from the Tower. Maybe we can offer him a place within our Illuimed Ranks.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:33 am

Now for the first Illuimed Meeting.
Item one on the agenda is the Illuimed Majesty of the Tower of London's recent posting technique. I request he explain it. I postulate that he intends to use it so much that the Dark Birds adopt it, too. In doing so, we can expose their plagiarist habits.
Item two is the official Illuimed Barberque this saturday. Who is up for it?

Post by **hierachy** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:59 am

It is merely abreath of fresh air.

~-Hierachy-~ Ya cheeky bugger

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:50 am

Brothers, it with a sad heart that I call our latest meeting. Indeed, these appear to be dark times for the Illuimed. We stopped the Raven, helped end FASHion, and other important things happening (which I cannot recall and probably have made up).

Now we face the Greatest Menace Ever. Yes, brothers, I refer to The Pale Faced One! Recall the Parable of the Tower? For those new to the Order, it is a story regarding three kings building towers to reach a Certain Height. There was Richard K, the Raven and Tummins. Tummin's tower was quickly built, but what of the bricks? Richard K's tower was built on wit and humour, but its bricks were good. And the Raven's bricks were small and likely to crumble if handled well. Consequently, the Raven's tower will fall. And other tower's have risen. Mr D's Tower, for instance. And one of the Illuimed's founders is due to reach the great heights!

But now a darkness quickly rises - a dark tower built of strange bricks with odd mortar. THE TOWER OF THE PALE FACED ONE! HIS tower will stand above all others! He will darken the land! He must be stopped!

Brothers! What shall we do?

Post by **hierachy** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:56 am

Brother, I too have watched the rise of this new dark... yet pale tower, with trepidation. This new threat is far greater than the Dark Bird ever was, and on a whole different scale to FASHion.

We must act fast and formulate our plans.

But what of the other brothers... the two non founders... will they answer the call and jejoin our ranks....

We must rid the arch of The Pale Faced One.

We MUST destroy his tower!

Brothers, the time has come to rise once more... answer the call.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:58 am

He is indeed the greatest threat. All brothers unite!

Post by **Spring** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:02 am

*walks in innocently*

Hello? Anyone in here? I've got the pizza.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:04 am

BEGONE!!!!!!

Post by **Spring** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:05 am

But I have the pizza.

I've not seen any of your faces! I'll just put the pizza down on the ground, here, and I'll leave. *hands in the air* Its on me.

Post by **hierachy** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:07 am

LEAVE US AT ONCE AND DO NOT RETURN!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:07 am

Leave, and speak naught of this place! Speak one word of the Secret Illuimed Meeting Hall and we will make you endure the suffering of 255+ALTernate realities!

Post by **hierachy** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:37 am

Though not quick witted as our previous inducted, welcomes be to our latest brother, The Illuimed Majesty of Under Mountain Flow.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:37 am

Welcome, Illuimed Brother! We need all the more help in these PALE TIMES.

Post by **hierachy** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:39 am

Yes. If we do not succeed, then we will surely all suffer PALE DEATHS!

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The Illuimed Majesty