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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:03 pm
by aTOMiC
Killerbuzzia - A term used for the feeling one gets when combining lethal cleaning fluids in an enclosed space.
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:11 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
lollipopooza - The extremely sticky remains of a child's hard candy that tends to accumulate on all reachable surfaces.
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:43 am
by Cheval
Musharonnis - Two ingredients that are on a pizza.
(A conjunction of Mushrooms and Pepperonni)
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:47 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Nincomsloop - A poorly made sea-going vessel.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:46 am
by variol son
oikroniskate - to smell something before eating it
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 5:30 am
by dennisrwood
perjerky...
"the mystery meat parts that makes up the jerky you find in 7/11s"
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:55 pm
by ChoChiyo
quibescent
Definition:
Adjective: the characteristic of being compelled to quibble over every little thing.
Sentence:
The quibescent freshman was so annoying that upperclassmen felt perpetually compelled to upend him, dip his entire head into the toilet, and flush it repeatedly.
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:47 am
by dennisrwood
rooterbeer: skunky beer that makes you ill.
"man, i got sooo wasted on taht rooterbeer, but it all came up after two cases, uuurrrrp"
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:16 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Scuba-snack: the inevitable gulp-or-two of water that an inexperienced diver always takes in.
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:30 am
by ChoChiyo
Tubertop
Definition
nounA strapless, sleeveless garment covering approximately 6-8" of flesh between the armpit and the midriff which is entirely composed of the peelings of tuberous vegetables, such as potatoes.
Sentence
Mary Beth's tubertop was quite stylish and impressive until it began to sprout long white tentacles...then it just became a rather sad fashion statement.
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:53 am
by dennisrwood
Ubertuber: facist potatoes.
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:56 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Vacutubers - prepared potatoes that suck.
We visited that malicious unnamed corporate clown house and de-evolved into an omnivorous frenzy upon tasteless McCatwiches and salty vacutubers, washed down with icy fizzy-sludge.
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:42 pm
by ChoChiyo
Watuber
definition:
NOUN: An exotic hyperactive dance performed by people dressed as sprouted potatoes--the more frenzied the vibrations of the sprouts, the more aesthetically pleasing the dance.
Example:
After Betsy and Slim saw the watuber performed by professional dancers, they practiced until they could shimmy their flangellous sprouts with the best of them!
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:57 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Xtubration - the surgical removal of unwanted potatoes.
I felt so much better after my extubration that I took a trip to Ireland and Watubered with the locals.
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:28 pm
by dennisrwood
yatuba-yatuba : idle talk about potatoes.
"so we were in Idaho and everyone was like, harvest yatuba-yatuba, spuds..."
made popular on a 90's tv Show claeed Spudfeld.
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:02 am
by ChoChiyo
zeituber
Definition
The general intellectual, moral, and cultural climate of a civilization dedicated to the worship, cultivation, and consummation of...potatoes.
Sentence
Upon landing on the shores of Tubervania, I sensed an immediate and overwhelming awareness of a zeituber unlike any other I had ever known.
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:40 am
by dennisrwood
Atuberical : anything happenstance, involving potatoes.
"i liked the gravy a lot, but the potatoes seemed awful atuberical this Thanksgiving."
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:27 pm
by ChoChiyo
biotuber
Definition:
NOUN A giant hollowed out potato where three scientists, one male, one female, and one unspecified, have isolated themselves, planning to live within it for five years to study the effects of isolation and the plausibility of total self-sufficiency with in the biotuber.
Sentence:
"Blast it all!" kvetched Dr. Numnutz, "I've forgotten to bring my pet hedgehog Reggie into the biotuber with me! What a dreadful bit of ill fortune!"
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:27 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Cthulutuber - the many-eyed, much-feared Abomination spud from the Great Void of Chaos, also known as Detroit.
...and thus did the little ones quake in their beds as Cthulutuber haunted their french-fried dreams.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:32 am
by ChoChiyo
detuber
Definition
NOUN: The time-consuming, circuitous tuber which must be taken to avoid another tuber, which may be unsafe due to flood or avalanche or which may be undergoing construction
Sentence:
Though we had hoped to take the plump, exquisite Idaho red tuber, we were forced to take the dusty, bumpy detuber which made the entire family cranky and ill-humoured.