Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:12 pm
After sharing a drag of a smoke I was once told "It's just like we've kissed, wanna try it without the cigarette?"
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Cheesy Pickup Lines
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:43 pm
"You. Me. Someplace dark and horizontal. Questions?"
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:47 pm
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"You. Me. Someplace dark and horizontal. Questions?"
That's brilliant
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:17 pm
"You're a lesbian? Why, so am I."
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:31 pm
I use that one all the time! Works great!TRC wrote:"HI, I have a Pet Plecostomus, I was about to take it for a walk, but I'm having trouble getting his little sweater on, would you mind helping ?"
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:25 pm
"I bet you'll look a lot better after a few beers."
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:34 pm
"You know, the more you drink, the better I look."
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:42 pm
You know...brass players blow better.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 6:26 am
Your father's a thief, because he stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes.
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:35 am
Do realize no one seems to want to top this one?(Maybe they all are using it now to see if it works - too bad you didn't ask for royalties)
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:32 am
Do you work for the Power Company?
You sure turned me on!
You sure turned me on!
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:09 am
Are you from Memphis?
Cause your the only TEN I SEE...
Cause your the only TEN I SEE...
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:25 am
"Hey... would you like to Par-Tay?"
*A little wink included*
*A little wink included*
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:47 am
Hey, stop stealing my line! It worked on Cho, so what more do I need?cheval wrote:"Hey... would you like to Par-Tay?"
*A little wink included*
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:15 pm
You mean it actually WORKS!!! OMG!MrKABC wrote:Hey, stop stealing my line! It worked on Cho, so what more do I need?cheval wrote:"Hey... would you like to Par-Tay?"
*A little wink included*
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:18 pm
"You'd better come home with me..Or ELSE!"
-I've never had to much luck with that one.
-I've never had to much luck with that one.
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:11 am
One a friend uses: "I'm kind of old fashioned and have "rules" for relationships ... I like to go slow with a relationship. I don't like to push things. I really don't like to be intimate until quite some time after a relationship's developed" .... and then a while later in the conversations say ... "you know, my dream is to one day find a woman who is so exciting that I want to throw away all my rules!! ..."
He says ... and I've seem him in action - he's good - that his success rate is 80%!
What do my Watch sisters and brothers think?!
He says ... and I've seem him in action - he's good - that his success rate is 80%!
What do my Watch sisters and brothers think?!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:00 am
I think---EEK~
"If I stalk you long enough, will you eventually give in???"
"If I stalk you long enough, will you eventually give in???"
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:30 pm
"Hi, are your standards as low as mine?"
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:44 pm
Hey, baby, YOU are the lucky winner of the Win-a-Night-in-Paradise! Come with me to collect your prize.
Oh, and you and you and you are the runners up. Special prizes will be awarded to you in 1 hour and you in 2 1/2 hours and you early tomorrow morning.
Oh, and you and you and you are the runners up. Special prizes will be awarded to you in 1 hour and you in 2 1/2 hours and you early tomorrow morning.