Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:36 am**

Why are oranges called oranges but limes aren't called greens?

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:42 pm**

Why is it the last day of work before vacation starts is the longest day of work EVER?

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:39 pm**

Why is it that if you are going to fall down and hurt yourself badly enough to make walking painful, it always happens during time off work, when you want to go running around--not during work times so you can stay home and recooperate and grin about missing work?

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:28 pm**

Why does everyone think that they are the best drivers on the road...when everyone Knows that it's ME.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:42 pm**

**Looks at his taxes** As a matter of fact I DO own the road!

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:48 pm**

-speaking of taxes...
why is it that I owe more in income tax to the canadian governmentthen I earned my first two years working?

Posted: **Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:21 am**

Why are there no chocolate cows?

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2005 5:18 am**

Why is it that you call someone you dislike a pig when bacon is so yummy?

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2005 6:21 am**

Why is it that we call chickens and turkeys that we eat, chickens and turkeys...but we make u a name for all other meats?
-pork/beef/vennison

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:30 am**

Why is it that it always rains when I hang out washing in the morning?

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2005 2:15 pm**

Why is it that Some idiot in a big truck always roars past me, then gets in front of me and slows down to a crawl?>

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2005 2:19 pm**

Change it to BMW and I'm with you on that.

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:16 pm**

People get angry when they get an extra week in which to pay their telephone bill?

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:57 am**

...the shortest line in the grocery store is the slowest one?

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:51 am**

Why is it the more I try to catch up the behinder I get?

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:37 pm**

Why is it that actors and actresses are applauded (and paid!) for 'the difficulty' of putting on extra weight for some roles? DO they think it's really that hard to do?

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:11 pm**

Why is it that cleaning up is such a chore and so much work--while making a mess is easily done?

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:27 pm**

Why is it that you cannot wait for a baby to talk,
and once it does, you cannot wait for him/her to be quiet!

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:39 pm**

Why is it that
it takes and hour to cook dinner and only 15 (or less) minutes to eat it?

Posted: **Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:10 am**

Why is it that the things that are supposed to be bad for your health
are the things that taste SO-O-O good?

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