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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:47 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Procrastination!
I feel my life is better
by being lazy.

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:42 pm
by wayfriend
By being lazy
I have discovered a truth:
I don't need that much.

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:45 pm
by Kymbierlee
I don't need that much
to tell me that
I am happy to be here now

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:43 pm
by wayfriend
(umm... the last five syllables here are "-py to be here now"... not sure how to proceed ... BTW, a haiku has lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables ... okay, it's just a game ... I'll go with ...)

Happy to be here
now that those laundry haikus
are put behind us.

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:45 pm
by drew
Are put behind us?
All of the things that we've done?
well, we must be dead.

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:51 pm
by The Pumpkin King
Well, we must be dead.
Kinda dark, crampy, silent.
Yeah, being dead sucks.

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:09 am
by Khat
Yeah, being dead sucks.
Nobody to hug or kiss
You can't sing or dance

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:11 am
by The Pumpkin King
You can't sing or dance.
You must leave your friends behind.
they're no friends of mine!


(Grrr....now I have the song that's based on stuck in my head!)

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:29 am
by Khat
"they're no friends of mine!"
screamed the Pumpkin King out loud
they did not know him.

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:35 am
by The Pumpkin King
They did not know him
All he could do was wiggle;
The man of jello.

(And, I mean jello as in..JELLO. Like, green, bouncy. Not, like, a metaphor for obesity. It's much more funny that way.)

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:39 am
by Khat
The man of jello
green, bouncy, and worth the wait
he can make you smile

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:42 am
by The Pumpkin King
He can make you smile.
Well, unless he makes you frown.
He's just weird like that.

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:47 am
by Khat
He's just weird like that
when you think he is normal
he surprises you

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:51 am
by The Pumpkin King
He surprises you,
With that massive death-robot;
Silly pincer-arms.

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:55 am
by Khat
Silly pincer-arms
cannot caress or hug you
but lobster tastes good

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:13 pm
by drew
But lobster tastes good,
though they are rats of the sea.
Tofu is for me!

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:24 pm
by Khat
Tofu is for me!
salad with croutons for you,
we both love desert.

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:43 pm
by drew
We both love dessert
Because Life is uncertain
we should eat it first!

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:42 pm
by Khat
we should eat it first!
cookies, cake, icecream; yummy!
Could you pick just one?

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:00 pm
by drew
Could you pick just one?
Cho and Khat;the same person.
They both are so sweet