Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:47 pm**

Shaqheart Foamfollower and Tim "the Giant" Duncan?--but I like just Tim the Giant-not only does it sound terribly incongruous but it reminds me of The Princess Bride for some reason

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:17 pm**

...reminds me of 'Tim the Enchanter'...

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:19 pm**

*Chukle* Man that's good stuff.

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:45 am**

Kevin's Watch.

Smack bang in the middle of my back garden.

And to hell with the neighbours! I'd be able to see over their Leylandi....

What a view!!!

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:53 am**

Lord Doom wrote:You Bastards!

Leave my AV alone or Iori will smash you too!

I just read this in the GI and started laughing thinking of your avatar:

"I’m juggling an enormous number of balls as fast as I can"

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:32 am**

A female Cavewight. Heard exciting things about them.

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:49 pm**

How about the 7 Wards? (Power to the people!)

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:51 pm**

Hurtloam, no ifs, ands, or buts. Heart disease? HA! Cancer? Who needs it?

Hurtloam is the shiznit.

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:04 pm**

Only one thing, only one name Elena.

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:46 pm**

No one wants to bring home Drool Rockworm?

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:23 pm**

Add one more for hurtloam...or maybe an aliantha bush: year-round element for the garden, and useful for those nights when you just don't feel like cooking anything!

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:54 pm**

Ranyhyn

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:41 am**

Hurtloam loses its potency over time though. With the staff, you could heal our land.

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:36 pm**

Wow people i can't believe that nobody has as yet mentioned "oath of peace". I for one thought that this Ward was the one of the most attractive things about the land.

I mean i know it's not practicle and believe me i'm anything but a peaceful person (come on, it's not my fault i'm Irish), but if the idea goes that anything we could bring would work then why not this? Oh and by the way, i'm not some rueful pacifist out to save the planet, but this was honestly the first thing that popped into my head when i read the topic title.

Well, that's my serious answer. Apart from that i'd definitely go for some of that "lords Fire", then i could roast the "arse" of anybody that annoyed me. Ha ha, watch out all Man Utd supporters(that's a soccer team in Britain that i don't particularly like, for all you yanks out there).

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:36 pm**

Kevin son of Ireland wrote: "oath of peace"
Apart from that i'd definitely go for some of that "lords Fire", then i could roast the "arse" of anybody that annoyed me.

Do not hurt where holding is enough;
Do not wound where hurting is enough;
Do not maim where wounding is enough;
And do not roast the "arse" where maiming is enough;
The greatest warrior is one who does not need to roast the "arse"

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:38 pm**

Nah... the "oath of peace" is for greenpeacers... give me the Krill!!!

I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAA!!!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:56 pm**

The Oath of DOOM!!

Kill, when maiming is enough.
Maim, when wounding is enough.
Wound, when hurting is enough.
Hurt, when holding is enough.
Hold, when total, complete ignorance is enough.
The greatest warrior is one who "roasts arse."

In any case, I think it'd be fun to have an ur-vile.

Imagine that thing at parties. It'd be walking around, giving people vitrim and making silly guttaral noises, and generally weirding out everyone.

So fun!

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:58 pm**

F**k the ur-viles what about vain for a personal servant. Then i wouldn't even need to roast arse, he could roast for me for me. "necrimah Vain, roast ARSE".

Posted: **Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:23 pm**

Good luck making Vain a personal servant!

Posted: **Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:55 am**

Ur-viles could still die from a gunshot to the head anyway.

Kevin's Watch

If you could have one thing from the Land...