Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:34 am**

My mother warned me about girls like you.

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:03 am**

Noticed your picture at the Post Office, I think I'll pass

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:05 am**

Oh, if only you were related to me!

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:24 am**

Pox, chicken. Sorry. I'm infectious.

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:48 am**

Quarantined for rabies (Thanks a lot!)

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:01 am**

Really concerned about those 10 kids of yours and their 10 different mothers

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:53 am**

Surely you don't expect me to date a duck?

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:56 am**

Terrible cramps, too much beer and brauts...

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:11 pm**

Under contract not to date unless paid $1,000,000 per date!

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:05 pm**

Varnishing the Den

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:50 pm**

Well, I can't really go out with a beast like you...

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:53 pm**

Xanax prescription ran out and frankly, you get on my nerves!

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:03 am**

Yelling! Who says I am yelling? If you can't hear me how are we supposed to talk? Hello?
Aw heck I sure wish I could get this speaker fixed on my phone...

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:04 am**

Zorro needs me to teach him how to fence - we'll have to date later!

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:14 am**

Aren't you too young to drive?

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:15 am**

Bentley is in for repairs and just can take a Rolls - no car for date!

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:28 am**

Can't. Simply because you are too good for me, you'll break my heart and why even bother?

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:42 am**

Dog of mine just doesn't like you!

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:24 am**

Everything I see riminds me of my dog..beleive me, It would be really awkward for you

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:10 am**

F.B.I. is looking for me.
Gotta lay low for a while.

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