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If I stole your lunch, I would laugh because that wasn't my lunch, that was my airsick bag!

If a picture paints a thousand words....
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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If a picture paints a thousand words....
then why can't I paint you? The words would never show the you... --- OMG wrong thread!!! ----

I would take your picture and write you a letter.

If I wore my fuzzy bunny outfit to your party...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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If You wore your fuzzy bunny outfit to your party...
I would protect you from all of the guys that would be advanceing n you!!

If I quit my job...
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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If you quit your job...
I would take you out to lunch and help you look in the classifieds and update your resume.

If I updated your resume...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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If I updated your resume...I'd ask you to lie about all kinds of work experience that I don't have!!

If I took you for a drive a Tractor-trailer....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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If you took me for a drive in a Tractor-trailer I would wear a sleeveless flannel shirt,worn out jeans and a trucker hat,honk the horn and keep saying "breaker breaker 1-9"and "anybody got your ears on' into the cb microphone.If I gave you the coice between a Guiness,a Heineken,and a Pabst Blue Ribbon you would...............
"And now for something completely different".
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If I gave you the coice between a Guiness,a Heineken,and a Pabst Blue Ribbon you would... thank you kindly and order a Corona instead.

if I offered to sketch you in the nude, you would...
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If you offered to sketch me in the nude...I would ask you why you prefer to wile while in the nude!

If timmy fell down a well....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
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If timmy fell down a well I would call for help and hope the well was not too deep.

If I asked, who is Timmy? You would...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
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-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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If I asked, who is Timmy? You would say a metaphore for all those dog lovers out there (?)


If I asked you to name my dog...
I thought you were a ripe grape
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If I asked you to name my dog...
I would name him Bunky

if I asked you to name my goldfish...
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I would say that I do not have any goldfish,but when I was a kid I had two named Fred and Barney.

If I stole your pie out of your window(like on cartoons).
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If you stole my pie from the window, you would regret eating it as it was a COWPIE.

If I gave you fleas....
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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if you gave me fleas i would need a flea bath.

if i ordered you to double time it, you would...
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if i ordered you to double time it, I would charge you overtime.

If I put a dent in your vehicle, would you...
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If you put a dent in my vehicle, I would kill you and claim it was due to the accident.

If I hit on you, what would you...
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If I hit on you, I would be flattered silly boy!

if I gave you a wedgie...
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If you gave me a wedgie I would give you a wet willie.

If I took offense to something you said............
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If you took offense to something I said, I would apologize.

If I smacked you, you would...
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if you smacked me, i would tell the mod.

if i came to your house drunk at 2 in the am...
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