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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:21 am
by ChoChiyo
If I stole your lunch, I would laugh because that wasn't my lunch, that was my airsick bag!

If a picture paints a thousand words....

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:37 am
by Khat
If a picture paints a thousand words....
then why can't I paint you? The words would never show the you... --- OMG wrong thread!!! ----

I would take your picture and write you a letter.

If I wore my fuzzy bunny outfit to your party...

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:18 pm
by drew
If You wore your fuzzy bunny outfit to your party...
I would protect you from all of the guys that would be advanceing n you!!

If I quit my job...

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:21 pm
by Khat
If you quit your job...
I would take you out to lunch and help you look in the classifieds and update your resume.

If I updated your resume...

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:27 pm
by drew
If I updated your resume...I'd ask you to lie about all kinds of work experience that I don't have!!

If I took you for a drive a Tractor-trailer....

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:47 pm
by firelion
If you took me for a drive in a Tractor-trailer I would wear a sleeveless flannel shirt,worn out jeans and a trucker hat,honk the horn and keep saying "breaker breaker 1-9"and "anybody got your ears on' into the cb microphone.If I gave you the coice between a Guiness,a Heineken,and a Pabst Blue Ribbon you would...............

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:49 pm
by dennisrwood
If I gave you the coice between a Guiness,a Heineken,and a Pabst Blue Ribbon you would... thank you kindly and order a Corona instead.

if I offered to sketch you in the nude, you would...

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:17 pm
by drew
If you offered to sketch me in the nude...I would ask you why you prefer to wile while in the nude!

If timmy fell down a well....

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:30 am
by Khat
If timmy fell down a well I would call for help and hope the well was not too deep.

If I asked, who is Timmy? You would...

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:08 pm
by drew
If I asked, who is Timmy? You would say a metaphore for all those dog lovers out there (?)


If I asked you to name my dog...

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:03 am
by dennisrwood
If I asked you to name my dog...
I would name him Bunky

if I asked you to name my goldfish...

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:40 am
by Sunbaneglasses
I would say that I do not have any goldfish,but when I was a kid I had two named Fred and Barney.

If I stole your pie out of your window(like on cartoons).

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:44 am
by ChoChiyo
If you stole my pie from the window, you would regret eating it as it was a COWPIE.

If I gave you fleas....

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:24 am
by sgt.null
if you gave me fleas i would need a flea bath.

if i ordered you to double time it, you would...

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:42 pm
by Cheval
if i ordered you to double time it, I would charge you overtime.

If I put a dent in your vehicle, would you...

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:50 am
by Spring
If you put a dent in my vehicle, I would kill you and claim it was due to the accident.

If I hit on you, what would you...

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:55 am
by sgt.null
If I hit on you, I would be flattered silly boy!

if I gave you a wedgie...

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:58 am
by Sunbaneglasses
If you gave me a wedgie I would give you a wet willie.

If I took offense to something you said............

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:05 am
by Spring
If you took offense to something I said, I would apologize.

If I smacked you, you would...

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:26 am
by sgt.null
if you smacked me, i would tell the mod.

if i came to your house drunk at 2 in the am...