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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:21 am
by ChoChiyo
If I stole your lunch, I would laugh because that wasn't my lunch, that was my airsick bag!
If a picture paints a thousand words....
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:37 am
by Khat
If a picture paints a thousand words....
then why can't I paint you? The words would never show the you... --- OMG wrong thread!!! ----
I would take your picture and write you a letter.
If I wore my fuzzy bunny outfit to your party...
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:18 pm
by drew
If You wore your fuzzy bunny outfit to your party...
I would protect you from all of the guys that would be advanceing n you!!
If I quit my job...
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:21 pm
by Khat
If you quit your job...
I would take you out to lunch and help you look in the classifieds and update your resume.
If I updated your resume...
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:27 pm
by drew
If I updated your resume...I'd ask you to lie about all kinds of work experience that I don't have!!
If I took you for a drive a Tractor-trailer....
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:47 pm
by firelion
If you took me for a drive in a Tractor-trailer I would wear a sleeveless flannel shirt,worn out jeans and a trucker hat,honk the horn and keep saying "breaker breaker 1-9"and "anybody got your ears on' into the cb microphone.If I gave you the coice between a Guiness,a Heineken,and a Pabst Blue Ribbon you would...............
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:49 pm
by dennisrwood
If I gave you the coice between a Guiness,a Heineken,and a Pabst Blue Ribbon you would... thank you kindly and order a Corona instead.
if I offered to sketch you in the nude, you would...
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:17 pm
by drew
If you offered to sketch me in the nude...I would ask you why you prefer to wile while in the nude!
If timmy fell down a well....
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:30 am
by Khat
If timmy fell down a well I would call for help and hope the well was not too deep.
If I asked, who is Timmy? You would...
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:08 pm
by drew
If I asked, who is Timmy? You would say a metaphore for all those dog lovers out there (?)
If I asked you to name my dog...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:03 am
by dennisrwood
If I asked you to name my dog...
I would name him Bunky
if I asked you to name my goldfish...
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:40 am
by Sunbaneglasses
I would say that I do not have any goldfish,but when I was a kid I had two named Fred and Barney.
If I stole your pie out of your window(like on cartoons).
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:44 am
by ChoChiyo
If you stole my pie from the window, you would regret eating it as it was a COWPIE.
If I gave you fleas....
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:24 am
by sgt.null
if you gave me fleas i would need a flea bath.
if i ordered you to double time it, you would...
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:42 pm
by Cheval
if i ordered you to double time it, I would charge you overtime.
If I put a dent in your vehicle, would you...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:50 am
by Spring
If you put a dent in my vehicle, I would kill you and claim it was due to the accident.
If I hit on you, what would you...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:55 am
by sgt.null
If I hit on you, I would be flattered silly boy!
if I gave you a wedgie...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:58 am
by Sunbaneglasses
If you gave me a wedgie I would give you a wet willie.
If I took offense to something you said............
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:05 am
by Spring
If you took offense to something I said, I would apologize.
If I smacked you, you would...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:26 am
by sgt.null
if you smacked me, i would tell the mod.
if i came to your house drunk at 2 in the am...