Kevin's Watch

You are correct, Cheval!

I don't have a problem with the flag being lowered for the pope!
And I love a barbecued steak!

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's CHE-val!

Thank you for that nice intro, Ur-Bane
I guess that this means that I can quit barking.
(Those darn birds are really making a mess of me!)

1) I played high school football
2) I made fun at Henry (The "Fonz") Winkler in his face
3) I play keyboard for a band called "Free-Beer"

Cheval: is number three true?

Not fair...
Guess the lie.

I'm guessing the lie is #1, and you did not play high school football.

1) - Defensive End in my Senior year.
(Well actually, only about 1/2 the season.)

ok, then the Fonzi story is the lie.?

No, that actually happened when
I was working in a Renaissanse Festival in '89.

That leaves only one other answer... #3.
I have only SEEN a band named "Free Beer".

Due to the proccess of elimination, dennisrwood wins this round.

hard work folks, that's what it takes...

1) Willie Nelson has acknowledged me as a co-writer of a song.

2) I have lived in all the New England states.

3) You may have seen me on Wheel of Fortune.

1.

funny story. Willie put out an instrumental on his Spirit album. I wrote lyrics for it, a gift to my wife. well when Willie came through my wife called her brother, who used to run security for many concert venues in Houston. he gave the name of Willie's roadie. when we went to the show, Julie found him and we met Willie. Julie told Willie about the lyrics, and Willie said...:that's great, go ahead and use it"
and so number one is true.

funny story about the roadie. about a month before the Willie show we went to see Waylon Jennings. well our front row tickets were no good as the 1st couple of rows were roped off. I grabbed the first worker who walked by. I bitched loudly, he said..."hey, I don't work for the venue, but I'll see what I can do." well we got our seats. when at the Willie show Julie came back from finding the roadie. she tells me "I met the roadie, told him who I was. he said he knew who she was, and that my husband was an asshole. it was the guy from the Waylon show! Julie made apologies, he said it was alright and got us to meet Willie.

Cool stories, Dennis!

thanks! need another guess Lore. and I'm lucky that my wife has no problem talking to the musicians we meet, or I would never say a damn thing! I have no problem talking to crowds of people or hostile folks, but put me in front of one celebrity, and I freeze. I would have never told Willie about the song...

I love a good "Commoner-meets-Celebrity" story.
Especially when it is to the "Commoner's" advantage!

Well, I guess I have a 50/50 shot, right?

Hmm.. I am guessing that you did NOT appear on Wheel of Fortune...only because your explanation of celebrities leads me to believe that you would freeze up around Pat and Vanna, and not be able to play the game.

ur-bane : reread the question. you may have seen me on wheel of fortune because I was in the audience. we got tickets to a taping here in Houston. we sat through 3 tapings. I wore a black shirt and black jeans. shaved my head bald and let my mustache grow into a fu manchu. when the camera panned for a crowed shot you could spot me right away. and I was shown almost everytime they showed the audience. and every time the camera panned, I screamed and hollered like a damn fool, smiling and laughing like a mad man. I wish I had thought to tape it. it was a riot. friends and family got to see me. and three or four times when things were quiet you could hear some whoop in the audience? that was me, I must have done it a dozen times, and a few slipped by during the contestants talking and such.

I have only lived in three New England states. New Hampshire, Vermont and Mass. missed Maine, Conn and Rhode Island.

Here are MY two truths and a lie:

ChoChiyo is a teacher

ChoChiyo is HOT HOT HOT!

ChoChiyo is the object of my desire

3. But then again, if 3 was false, that would imply 2 was incorrect. However, I think Cho is a teacher, so therefore 2 or 3 is wrong. But considering you wouldn't want to offend the lovely Cho, I would state that 2 is true, as well as 3 and 1. Suffice to say, I am confused.

I agree with Loremaster.
Now we're both confused!

(I still guess that it is #3)