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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:05 pm
by Prebe
Yeah bossk. That is definitely very suggestive. What’s that Cable name from anyway
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:16 pm
by bossk
Linden questioned how Thomas was staffed
and the crew of the Giantship laughed
Pitchwife said not to fear
and to be of good cheer
'Twas only his hand that was halfed!
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:17 pm
by bossk
Myste wrote:There is a girl doctor called Linden
Who's obsessed with the places she's sinned in.
She watched her dad die,
Fed her mom kleenex pie,
And then ate the Sunbane for din-din.
Ah, this one may be tops, for "kleenex pie" alone.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:18 pm
by Prebe
Staffed! *ROFL* Good one there bossk!
And the rhymes: Linden, sinned in and din-din. Pure damned genious!
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:33 pm
by Prebe
A man from a farm in the sticks
Was a lepper so he got his kicks
By banging his head
On his table they said
And ended up loved by the chicks
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:15 pm
by ur-bane
LMAO! Prebe, you're a natural....and due to that fact, her's one just for you:
There once was a Warmark named Troy
Who trapped himself ploy after ploy.
When asked to explain this,
He said, "Hey, I'm Danish!
I'd rather be skiing with Joy!"
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:24 pm
by Edge
There was a young man in the Land
Who had only half of one hand
He said, with a grin,
'If masturbation's a sin:
At least I'll be only half-damned!'
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:53 pm
by ur-bane
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:11 am
by Fist and Faith
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE JOB, EDGE!!!!!
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:52 am
by Prebe
Thanks for the tribute Ur-bane.
Nice one Edge!
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:07 am
by amanibhavam
no need to spoiler it anymore, eh?
There was this poor man, Anele,
once he confessed to his family
"Oh Mum, Dad, probably
You'll think now bad of me,
But I like to be entered anally..."
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:00 pm
by Edge
A giant named Saltheart Foamfollower
Hooked up with a gay lad, one Tolliver
After their first soixante-neuf
He cried, "What a nerve!
My name is
not SaltyFoamSwallower!"
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:02 pm
by ur-bane
Livin' on the Edge, heh?
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:21 pm
by caamora
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:25 pm
by bossk
Edge wrote:There was a young man in the Land
Who had only half of one hand
He said, with a grin,
'If masturbation's a sin:
At least I'll be only half-damned!'
Awesome! The half-hand is ripe for limerick writing.
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:11 am
by Prebe
A sore-head Haruchai name Brinn
In a fight got a bruise on his shin
Ak-Haru was poised
Brinn sulkily voiced:
"Back off, I've had it, you win"
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:22 am
by Guest
Linden questioned how Thomas was staffed
and the crew of the Giantship laughed
Pitchwife said not to fear
and to be of good cheer
'Twas only his hand that was halfed!
There is a girl doctor called Linden
Who's obsessed with the places she's sinned in.
She watched her dad die,
Fed her mom kleenex pie,
And then ate the Sunbane for din-din.
Just brilliant. Man, there is some great stuff in this thread. Between this and "As the World Burns", I'm not sure which made me laugh more.
This one is not naughty, but it works...
Atiaran, the wife of Trell
Upon a time gave birth to a Belle
But after her daughter was raped,
From her Oath she escaped,
And now she is rotting in Hell.
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:30 am
by Guest
Do I Rave?!?!?!?!
If you enter the great swamp Lifeswallower
Take my advice and don't be a wallower
But when the Lurker crept in
Foul thought "Tis a nice time to sin"
And sure enough then did he follow her.
Samadhi, Turiya, and Moksha had to come from somewhere...
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:04 am
by Guest
OK, one more, then I have to stop...
Upon a time a Bloodguard named Runnik
Looking buff as he took off his tunic
Eyeing Shetra he said
"Will you join me in bed?
I assure you my member's cherubic!"
Looking at him askance
She thought, "Here is my chance.
Verement's old,
And my faith need not hold.
OK", She said "take off your pants!"
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:51 pm
by stonemaybe
Master Stave was all in a tiz
He couldn't get Linden to fizz
'I wonder if Hynyn
would think I was sinnin'
if I swapped my manhood for his'