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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:42 am
by Khat
McCartney - "he has wings" and is still among the living
King Neptune vs AquaMan
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:23 pm
by drew
Aquaman.
Kings are wimps!!
Lord Foul VS Lord Voldemord
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:28 pm
by Khat
Lord Foul - he has time on his side...
Robert Langdon vs Indiana Jones
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:18 pm
by Cheval
Indiana Jones.
He'd whip Langdon into submission.
Drool Rockworm or Gandolf
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:55 pm
by onewyteduck
Gandolf.......Drool was basically an idiot!
Jeb Bush vs. George Bush
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:40 am
by Cail
George wins easilly. The Secret Service wouldn't let him lose.
Linkin Park versus The Backstreet Boys
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:41 am
by onewyteduck
Backstreet Boys. They'd start singing and bore Linkin Park to tears.
The Cat in the Hat or the Grinch
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:43 am
by Cail
The Cat, hands down. He's completely insane, whereas the Grinch is a coward who sneaks into houses at night.
He-Man versus Thundar The Barbarian
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:49 am
by danlo
Thundar--Skeletor was as wuss
Steve Urkel vs Pauly Shore
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:11 am
by onewyteduck
Pauly Shore. He'd get the tractor from Son In Law and just mow Urkel down.
Sherman or Mr. Peabody
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:16 am
by Cail
Mr. Peabody would not only win, he'd mount Sherman afterwards to assert dominance.
Fred Flintstone versus George Jetson
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:16 am
by danlo
Sherman---like Lou Costello, everyone knew he really ran the show.
Ralph (Honeymooners) vs Archie (All in the Family) [Flintstones stolen from Honeymooners, All in the Family stolen from the Brits])
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:23 am
by onewyteduck
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:25 am
by danlo
(interesting Flintstone connection tho...what would Freud say?

)
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:26 am
by Cail
mediocre minds think alike....

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:27 am
by danlo
Toucan! er...
Touche!

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:35 am
by Cail
heh...
Well, I'll answer yours. Ralph. He'd send Archie to the moon!
Answer mine and we'll get back on track.
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:35 am
by onewyteduck
Neither. Alice and Edith would step in and clean both their clocks!
Lucy or Ethel?
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:53 pm
by Cheval
Lucy because she co-hort Ethel into doing something that she don't want to do.
Thomas Edison or Ben Franklin
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:02 pm
by Nathan
Thomas Edison. He just hands Franklin a kite during a kite and watches the results.
Goliath vs. David (round 2, no slings allowed)