ABC MAKE UP A MOVIE GAME

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:43 pm

Hile Troy's Think Tank

Like "Fight Club" only instead of fists, self-important intellectuals bandy about their delusional theories extending the useful lives of the threads therein to the point of tedious uselessness.

In episode I, Cail, Malik, Gunslinger and Pliss all vie to destroy the great Avatar by endless sniping and restating of their boring political finger-pointing and posturing.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:35 pm

I, Gobot

A sci-fi morality tale, the story of the making and decommissioning of Cy-Kill, Renegade master misunderstood by the human world. Invokes the three rules of gobotics:
1) A Gobot may never be as cool as a Transformer, no matter how cool he may seem.
2) A Gobot must obey all rules of cartoon physics, unless in doing so it conflicts with the First Rule.
3) A Gobot must transform in under three moves, unless this violates the First or Second Rule.

DW

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:25 pm

Funworld

a class reunion takes place at a theme park.

Sean Penn : Jeff
Jennifer Jason Leigh : Stacy
Judge Reinhold : Brad
Phoebe Cates : Linda
Forest Whitaker : Char
Eric Stoltz :Stone
Nicolas Cage : Coppola
Anthony Edwards : Bud

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:48 pm

Great Expectorations

Based on the Dickens novel, its a long, boring, stuffy, English coughing fit.

[edit] This is an ABC game, but I can't point fingers too badly since I didn't figure it out until after this post. Where shall we pick back up? How 'bout I pretend that the last one started with a 'J' - "Jumbo Funworld", maybe?

Kool-Aid Prophets

A coming-of-age story about three misfit high school freshman girls that dabble in astrology - and they discover that one of them is really psychic.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:35 pm

Lord of the Xylophone

xylophone man : Richard Wright (Pink Floyd)
Oswald Grissom : Miguel Ferrer
Sam: Steve Buscemi
Kris: Pruitt Taylor Vince
Esmer: Peter Dinklage
Sarah Bresnahan: Molly Ringwald
Freddie: Michael Buscemi

a homeless man discovers the true meaning of Christmas.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:36 pm

Muppets in Hell - to save the show, Kermit makes a hasty pact with Azazel, Hound of Hell. When Azazel calls in the contract, the Muppets are summoned to the fiery plane, where hilarity ensues. Features cameos by Celine Dion (as Princess Maleficia) and Ozzy Osbourne (as himself).

DW

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:01 am

Neptune Takes A Bath

Disney animated fun fest. explore Roman mythology with cute woodland creatures.

Stevie the Squirrel : voiced by Tim Allen
Peter the Porcupine voiced by Tom Hanks

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:51 am

Oh, The Humanity!

A musical comedy based on the last flight of the Hindenburg.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:36 am

Pretty As A Picture

starring

Lindsey Lohan
Paris Hilton
Nicky Hilton
Nicole Richie
Brittney Spears

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:18 am

Queen of the Spammed

- an evil organisation is brought to task by a badly dressed female hacker.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:52 pm

Rio Knights

A soft-pr0n period piece imagining what would have happened if medieval knights had made it to Brazil. Starring Mickey Rourke and Kim Cattrall.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:28 am

Simply Spamming

A documentary about how hackers break into web-sites and destroy, for their own pleasure, all data worldwide.

Starring:
Bill Gates as "The Corrupted Director"
Steve Jobs as the "Betrayed Friend"
and that computer guy in "The Italian Job" as: "The True Napster"

Rated IO

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:33 am

IO? Idiots Only?

The Good, The Bad & the Ugly: 2007

Remake of spaghetti western, reset in modern Texas. Clint Eastwood reprises his role as the Good, with George Bush cast as "The Bad", and Dick Cheney as 'The Ugly". Clint pulls out .44 magnum & blows their heads clean off. World lives happily ever after!

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:23 am

UL Approved
(Comedy)

An inventor submits several of his wacky gizmos that unwillingly creates chaos in the workplaces across the globe.
The only device that becomes popular (as a joke) is his "Underwater Lavatory" for scuba and bell divers.

Rated "S" for Senseless

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:03 pm

Vexed n' Hexed

A smock wearing socialite becomes a Wiccan Preistess after her smock is stolen by an uber-industrialist.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:04 pm

Warned to flee, The Waddley Hasselhoff Story

A Lifetime Original Movie

A pretty blonde girl is stalked by a man posing as a lion via the internet.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:40 pm

X-rated flick, Jenngerous Liasons, about a woman who goes on and on and on about her sexual conquests, until the guy she's blabbing to finally kills himself.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:43 pm

You're in for Life

A man posing as a lion gets arrested for internet stalking and his subsequent horrible life in prison.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:17 pm

Zoolifer

A woman who's lion fettish gets her arrested for internet stalking and his subsequent horrible life in prison.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:20 pm

Animockalypse

A woman joking around with a man posing as a lion on the internet get's misunderstood and it escalates until it crashes the net worldwide.

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ABC MAKE UP A MOVIE GAME