Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:17 am**

Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

Well, durr. Anyone could've told you that. Especially Tim, poor boy.

And this is based on my actual personality

not the three hundred others that I've invented. Uh... nevermind.

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:56 pm**

Emo Kid
You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

<waves to Duchess and Edge>

I did not cry when I read this -- so there!

BTW, don't forget this paragraph, guys:

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

Which means I could be...a Robot! No, wait, that's my ex-husband...

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:34 pm**

Looks like I am a robot... but I don't necessarily agree with the results.

On th eMeyers Briggs personality test I came out as an ISTJ, which is very similar.

I also try very hard to overcome those traits.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:40 am**

So far, the Robots are leading! My fellow mechanical brethren: let us unite to run the Watch with clockwork precision and efficiency! I fear that if the Sociopaths become masters of the Watch, there will be woe for low and high alike until Time itself falls...

Robots: 7 (Lord Mhoram, High Lord Tolkien, aTOMiC, Sorus, kevinswatch, Matrixman, safetyjedi)

Spiteful Loners: 5 (Murrin, Nathan, Nav, nuk, Alynna)

Sociopaths: 5 (dANdeLION, Lord Foul, He of She, Turi Shepherd, sgtnull)

Emo Kids: 4 (duchess, Edge, aliantha, danlo)

Haughty Intellectuals: 3 (Loremaster, Avatar, Sylvanus)

Starving Artists: 2 (CovenantJr, Dragonlily)

Bitch-Slaps: 2 (Sunbaneglasses, birdandbear)

Hand-Raisers: 2 (The Leper Fairy, Variol Farseer)

Smartasses: 2 (Lorelei, TRC)

Hippies: 1 (ChoChiyo)

Televangelists: 1 (khatalenabwraith)

Capitalist Pigs: 1 (Cail)

Braggarts: 1 (Prebe)

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:52 am**

You are 57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

Add me to the Hand-Raisers.

(Ooo, ooo! Pick me, pick me!)

Since I was right near the border on three of the four scales, that means my personality is flawed in exceedingly complex and interesting ways. (No wonder I read SRD for fun!) A change of just one answer would be enough to turn me into any of these:

Capitalist Pig (Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble)
Hippie (Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble)
Robot (Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble)

OK, fair enough. In my time I have successfully passed for all three of those things. And my hand is still up. Somebody call on me, dammit!

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:38 am**

Okay, I've edited my post to reflect our newest Hand-Raiser.

Since you say you're on the bubble, Lord Farseer, you're always welcome to join the Robot contingent.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:45 am**

--A

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:00 am**

Matrixman wrote:Okay, I've edited my post to reflect our newest Hand-Raiser.

Since you say you're on the bubble, Lord Farseer, you're always welcome to join the Robot contingent.

A contingent?! That's almost as bad as a clique! Fie, I say!

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:05 am**

Resistance is futile...you will be assimilated...

Oh, wait, I'm just a Robot, not a Borg. Foiled again!

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:36 am**

*sniff*

I am the only hippie??

How can this be? I can't form a commune of ONE.

alone again....naturally.....

(Gilbert O' Sullivan)

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:14 am**

Well, I was one answer away from being The Hippie. You could form a commune of one and a quarter!

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:55 pm**

No wonder there are so few Hippies here. The robots have driven them all away. Farseer, please, rescue Cho. Be a hippie.

Actually, Hand Raiser fits rather well.

Somebody call on me, dammit!

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:40 pm**

Haughty Intellectual.
You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

I don't think that surprises anyone.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:57 pm**

In a brilliant move, Syl has helped The Haughty Intellectuals tie the Emo Kids, with 3 each!

Let's watch that replay!

Cho is gonna kill me for running away with this thread, but hey, it's just my defective personality going bonkers.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:53 pm**

Matrixman wrote:In a brilliant move, Syl has helped The Haughty Intellectuals tie the Emo Kids, with 3 each!

That makes me sad...

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:25 pm**

Matrixman wrote:In a brilliant move, Syl has helped The Haughty Intellectuals tie the Emo Kids, with 3 each!

Let's watch that replay!

Cho is gonna kill me for running away with this thread, but hey, it's just my defective personality going bonkers.

Hippies don't kill!!

Make love, not war!!

Have a flower.

Care for a magic brownie?

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:51 am**

Mmmm...brownie...I thank you, Cho.

(gives robotic salute)

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:14 am**

I just came in as a fairly hardcore EMO similar to Ali's score but my arrogance was a tad higher--I used to be alot angrier but I've calmed considerably recently. Where's a tree--I need a hug!

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:57 am**

Damn, EMO's pull ahead again.

Uh...magic brownie?

--A

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:47 pm**

danlo wrote:I just came in as a fairly hardcore EMO similar to Ali's score but my arrogance was a tad higher--I used to be alot angrier but I've calmed considerably recently. Where's a tree--I need a hug!

You angry? Nonsense. You're a total sweetheart.

Come on my fellow EMO's -- time for a GREAT BIG GROUP HUG!!!!

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