Here's one.. instead of "Ah... The Power of Cheese" how about "Ah, The Power of Command" ?
~Be true, Unbeliever~
"Believe me, it's easier to just burn the world down, reduce it to innocent or clean or at least dead ash. Which may be what I'm doing." -Thomas Covenant [TPTP pg. 130]
"Hellfire! Everybody in this whole business, you and everyone keep accusing me of being some sort of closet expert. I tell you, I don't know one damn thing about this unless someone explains it to me. I'm not your bloody Berek."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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