Kevin's Watch

He of She wrote:No, I'm serious Darth, do not give me all of your money!

I've decided, it's final, I must give you all my money. Cho's advice on how to treat your advice doesn't allow me any leeway...

That's right.

Just don't give him any diamonds.

Those are strictly for adorning yourself.


hehehehe

Ha, I mock you, Cho Chiyo!

He of She wrote:Ha, I mock you, Cho Chiyo!

Minister of corrections and attitude adjustments??

Your services are required here.

Correct this scoffer.

When he is ready to kiss my toe and call me Empress Cho, he will be released from your .... ministrations....

::escorts blasphemer to the correction facilities::

*Uses his spys and covert operatives to break Hier out.*

Empress Cho is soooo gonna kill you. I'm telling on you!

ChoChiyo wrote:Hear me, my minions!

In the interest of expanding the horizons of the Royal Nation of Nigeria, I have decided to declare this the Age of Enlightened Expansion. And in that vein, I have decided to annex Paraguay and Peru.

Where is my royal scribe??

Someone give my "bitch" a pen! Take a letter, HLT!

Dear nations of Peru and Paraguay. You are being annexed into the great empire of Nigeria. Heave to and prepare to be invaded.

Resistance is futile.

Done, Mistress!
I mean really done.
I sent it UPS and both countries surrendered as soon as the brown truck showed up.

Nigerian oil, Peruvian natural gas and Paraguayian hydroelectric?
All coupled with your own vast American oil holdings?
My heart is all a flutter!

Are you going to make it this week to your weekly Tuesday meeting with Carl Rove and Ken Mehlman?
Remember you're going to need their help when you take over Iceland.

Don't try to think, B*tch. I keep you near me because you are pretty and I need someone to slap when I'm feeling the need.

I have already dealt with Carl Rove and Ken Mehlman.

They've been replaced with look-alikes who have proven their absolute loyalty to me. (You will notice a distinct change in the moral behavior from these two, however. No matter how hard I tried, I could not destroy the moral fiber of the look-alikes.)

The real Rove and Mehlman are scouring the dungeons with their toothbrushes. They are now the "house elves" of the Nigerian Royal Palace, the GEM of the Empire.

It's the first honest work they've everr done.

And LM, my Minster of Corrections, only has to flog them for whining four or five times a day now. They are adapting to their new lives at a fairly reasonable pace.

And it so amuses me to see them in their French Maid uniforms with the frilly aprons and little mob caps.

Heh heh heh

I watch them on close circuit TV when I'm feeling bored.

Now, Let's start composing our letter to Iceland....

Oh, lest I forget--

LM, I have Darth and Hier hanging by their thumbs in the green room.

Please leave them there until I tell you differently.

Just be sure to spray them with deoderizer once in a while so they don't smell up the place.

Have Rove and Mehlman change the diapers (which is all they are wearing) when necessary.

You don't want to show disloyalty to the Evil Empress.

I would have Darth executed in some hideous fashion, but no one peels a grape like he does.

And he's so cute in his little Harlequin outfit.

As you command.

ChoChiyo wrote: I would have Darth executed in some hideous fashion, but no one peels a grape like he does.

And he's so cute in his little Harlequin outfit.

Yitto Darthinakins in his yitto Harlequin outfit!

Cho, for that, you are the best empress/whateveryouwanttobecalled I have ever known, and ever will know. I salute you.

Cho, Can I head up your kingdoms OSHA?

safetyjedi wrote:Cho, Can I head up your kingdoms OSHA?

Maybe....

But first tell me--which causes more air pollution: trees or automobiles?

And Leper Fairy, for your great wisdom and insight regarding the Empress of Nigeria, you are hereby granted access to my harem of boytoys. Feel free to dress them in any fashion you desire.

I declare you, Magistrate of BoyToy Selection and Wardrobe.

And henceforth, Darth shall be known as "Darthinakins" because it is adorable...just like him.

*goes off to tickle Darth's feet as he dangles by his thumbs; kicks Rove in passing--just because I can*

I think Darth and Cho are enjoying this far more than they should!

You know I can't be contained forever, Cho. Yes, you know all right. I'll just bide my time. Enjoy your rule... it will not last forever.

ChoChiyo wrote:Because you are ALWAYS nice to me....you're application is accepted.

As Frank Burns said, it's nice to be nice to the nice.

ChoChiyo wrote:You now are the absolutely final law on all comic books/mangas/animes/and any other graphic sort of literary items.

Henceforth you shall be the Minister of Comicology.

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!!!!!! Thank you, my Queen!! I think my new title looks pretty darned spiffy!!!

And don't give your enemies a second thought. Your enemies are my enemies. And my enemies tend to die rather unpleasantly.

your humble servant

ChoChiyo wrote:But first tell me--which causes more air pollution: trees or automobiles?

What an odd question. Trees are a part of the natural biosphere; cycles of oxygen and carbon dioxide, birth and decay, etc; home to an uncountable number of other life forms; capturers of the sun's energy, making it accessible to all...

On the other branch, automobiles are killers of every form of life with which they come into contact; whether directly, through impact, or indirectly, through pollution.

Taiga Tzu wrote:

ChoChiyo wrote:But first tell me--which causes more air pollution: trees or automobiles?

What an odd question. Trees are a part of the natural biosphere; cycles of oxygen and carbon dioxide, birth and decay, etc; home to an uncountable number of other life forms; capturers of the sun's energy, making it accessible to all...

On the other branch, automobiles are killers of every form of life with which they come into contact; whether directly, through impact, or indirectly, through pollution.

Well answered. You do not subscribe to the Ronald Reagan school of environmentology.

You shall have a place in my ministry of the environment.

My lady, since someone else has already answered my question, I will tell you that since cows produce more greenhouse gases, I shall do my part for the environment by eating as much beef as possible.