The Protagonist wrote:If it were me, when she tried to slap me, I would have done a quadruple backflip to get out of the way, and then I would have flown through the roof. Literally. There would have been shards of wood shooting off at all angles as I smashed my way through (the roof was made of wood, right? If it wasn't then it should have been because wood looks cool when it splinters). Then, I would have hung in a batman-type pose against the moon, before blowing up the whole building with my laser eyes... err, explosive... laser eyes.
Next time you plan on doing this, tell me and i will come and watch.
Heck, I'll slap you just to see that happen!
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
moment when I realised I might know the subject of this story.