Kevin's Watch

while i wouldn't normally recomend it, have you tried using propane. believe me a few gallons of this about your person and those ladies wont be bothering you anymore. it can also be used to make a great signal fire when your in those 'hard to reach' places.

I covered myself in the propane but this girl still won't leave me alone. She says my awful odor is a sign that I am a reincarnation of some ancient hero.

What do I do now?

tazzyjoe wrote:i always thought ochre was a dirty browny grey. but spring probably knows better than me

Ochre

ochre is a color USUALLY described as agolden yellow or light yellow brown.

well i describe it as a dirty brownish grey. so there!

I was taught different.

Maybe someone should ask SRD in the GI about ochre?

I reccommend you get a bottle of propane, and apply it to the ochre, and it should come out a burnt umber colour. There is a great deal of lassitude regarding the colour of ochre, if it looks singed you can well get away with the dark shade. Therefore I thorougly recommend propane to the old man, and its application to the robe, it would only add an aura to his already guru-like charisma.

wasps?

Have you tried propane, this will clear up the wasp problem in no time, no need even to light it, just a few wisps of propane will deal with the wasps. Of course if its a angry swarm of wasps hell-bent on stinging you, then by all means ignite the propane, this should also solve the wasps problem.

>cough< tried it, burned down the house. wife very angry, help!

Have you tried showing propane to the Insurance Agent? He will be impressed by the empty bottle there, and the compensation will surely buy a new house, completely furnished, leaving enough for an expensive diamond to mollify your wife.

posts have been deleted. no longer can brag about awesome number...

Try to apply the proper pressure with propane to the post numbers and inflate them to the right awsome amount.

Hot weather.

null wrote:posts have been deleted. no longer can brag about awesome number...

Yes, it's lovely, isn't it?

Cheval wrote:Try to apply the proper pressure with propane to the post numbers and inflate them to the right awsome amount.

Unfortunately, you cannot use propane in this instance, because I used propane to purge null's posts, and propane cannot cancel out the effects of propane. That's the pain of propane.

Dear Mr. Propane,
I have a problem with the neighbor's cats urinating on my flowers.
Any suggestions?

i have the same problem with neighbor's cat.

Mr. Propane. Is it true that the use of propane and propane accessories will give you violent, hyper diarrhea with a side order of uncontrollable projectile vomiting?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Dear Mr Propane:

I am about to move and I still have some propane left in the tank where I live now. Where I'm moving to doesn't use propane, it uses natural gas. What do I do with the leftover propane, Mr. Propane?

we have lost Mr.Propane. where can we find him?