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variol son wrote:Homo-kenesis: the power to move fabulously :D
LOL

Gaydar - a superdetection ability.
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dANdeLION wrote:I wish I had the power to change other people's avatars.
Verdego wrote:Why, is mine too scary for you? :p
Not at all. Why, did you intend it to be scary? I need a super-power that lets me know when an avatar is supposed to be scary.......
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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I have the power of the obvious!
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--Super (Hair) Strength: The slender strands on the head of this power's wielder are strong enough to lift small villages. Unfortunately the hairs possess no muscles of their own and are consequently unable to utilise their superhuman might.
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the power to wash up despite owning a dish washer.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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super strength, but no invulnerability. lift your tank now!
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Tazzman wrote:the power to wash up despite owning a dish washer.
Hey, I have that super power! And it has nothing to do with being too cheap to buy dishwasher salts, nothing at all.
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CovenantJr wrote:
Revenant wrote:--Kenekenesis: super-ability to move things to where they would have moved anyway without interference. Difficult to acquire, and goes unnoticed once mastered.
cheval wrote:Hind-sight Vision
The ability to accuratly see what has already come to past,
with great detail.

Side-effect: constantly pointing out the obvious things to other people.
These are my favourites. :lol: :D
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sgtnull wrote:I have the power of the obvious!
If you really had that power, you'd know it was called 'obvipotence'!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

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I'd like to be green, jump real high, be stronger than anyone else......
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dandelion: i thought that was obvious.

i also have the power to offend people i have never met.
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Revenant wrote:--Kenekenesis: super-ability to move things to where they would have moved anyway without interference. Difficult to acquire, and goes unnoticed once mastered.
That's exactly what every student of the Tao aspires to. :D

The Legion of Substitute Heroes is made up of characters whose powers weren't quite good enough to get them into the Legion of Superheroes. My favorite is Arm Falls Off Lad.
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I have the power of bull$h1t!
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true dat.
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variol son wrote:Homo-kenesis: the power to move fabulously :D
:LOLS:
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I assumed someone would have mentioned it by now, but I don't see it in the posts. The power to disintegrate women's clothing with a thought.
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Mono-Comm Guy:
He has the ability to understand what is spoken by any language,
foreign or alien, but unable to speak any of the languages.

On rare occasions, succumbs to the "Doolittle Effect":
Able to understand animals, but cannot communicate back.
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mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
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we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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Fist and Faith wrote:I assumed someone would have mentioned it by now, but I don't see it in the posts. The power to disintegrate women's clothing with a thought.
we're talking about powers we wished we had ;)
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Mac-o-pathy: the power to turn everything Steve Jobs says into an absolute truth.

Gates-o-pathy: the power to turn everything Steve Jobs does into the next Windows feature and call it an innovation.
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The Esmer wrote:
Fist and Faith wrote:I assumed someone would have mentioned it by now, but I don't see it in the posts. The power to disintegrate women's clothing with a thought.
we're talking about powers we wished we had ;)
I sure wish I had it.
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