Kevin's Watch

dANdeLION wrote:No Loremaster? Bah, I'm not gonna watch it now!

kevinswatch wrote:What a bunch of ass-jerks!

You're too good for them, LM!-jay

Man, this rocked while it lasted - sorry this didn't work out, LM. You would've been great!

dlbpharmd wrote:

kevinswatch wrote:What a bunch of ass-jerks!

You're too good for them, LM!-jay

Man, this rocked while it lasted - sorry this didn't work out, LM. You would've been great!

Thankyou, my friend.

Well, I don't know who the clown is that started this thread, but I reported him to the Admins......SRD? What the hell's THAT supposed to stand for?

At least he isn't selling viagra!

dANdeLION wrote:Well, I don't know who the clown is that started this thread, but I reported him to the Admins......SRD? What the hell's THAT supposed to stand for?

It is actually Stephen R Donaldson my friend.He logs in under his alias Darth Revan quite often.

Loremaster wrote: I would if I could. The ABC just rang and spoke to me not five minutes ago - I didn't get the Adjudicator position. What they need is someone with an academic degree in literature, specialising in science fiction or fantasy. If anyone is interested and has these qualifications, please email or pm me and I will direct you to the person who you need to talk to.

God-damn-it!

I bet you had them until they say your avatar and then they backed off.
Did you tell them that you'd wouldn't be wearing that stuff on TV?
Was that the deal breaker?


Kidding.
I bet what Luci said has a good chance of happening.
They just might be calling you back.

SUPPOSE Kevin's Watch University were to grant Loremaster a PhD of Science Fiction and Fantasy. We could type it up, put it in a frame -- anyone calls to check, Jay would give them an earful about LM graduating KWU with the highest honors, best acedemic record in recent memory. And the Watch has lots of evidence of LM "lecturing" on variety of "topics", we'll send you the transcripts.

Lame-o's.

Wayfriend wrote:SUPPOSE Kevin's Watch University were to grant Loremaster a PhD of Science Fiction and Fantasy. We could type it up, put it in a frame -- anyone calls to check, Jay would give them an earful about LM graduating KWU with the highest honors, best acedemic record in recent memory. And the Watch has lots of evidence of LM "lecturing" on variety of "topics", we'll send you the transcripts.

Lame-o's.

Wayfriend wrote:SUPPOSE Kevin's Watch University were to grant Loremaster a PhD of Science Fiction and Fantasy. We could type it up, put it in a frame -- anyone calls to check, Jay would give them an earful about LM graduating KWU with the highest honors, best acedemic record in recent memory. And the Watch has lots of evidence of LM "lecturing" on variety of "topics", we'll send you the transcripts.

Lame-o's.

Wayfriend wrote:SUPPOSE Kevin's Watch University were to grant Loremaster a PhD of Science Fiction and Fantasy. We could type it up, put it in a frame -- anyone calls to check, Jay would give them an earful about LM graduating KWU with the highest honors, best acedemic record in recent memory. And the Watch has lots of evidence of LM "lecturing" on variety of "topics", we'll send you the transcripts.

Lame-o's.

Crikey Lore - what a bunch of elitist arseholes!!! don't they realise that a f*ckin' piece of paper from some bollocky university does NOT make one an instant expert??????

They gotta ask themselves - do they want a bona fide Gap expert, or some jumped up balding old nob with a bunch of letters after his name who wouldn't know a singularity grenade if he sat on one?

hoity toity poofs! Hope that nobody applies and they get no ratings!

Elfgirl wrote:They gotta ask themselves - do they want a bona fide Gap expert, or some jumped up balding old nob with a bunch of letters after his name who wouldn't know a singularity grenade if he sat on one?

You have to understand that just because I know alot about the Gap does not mean, to the Australian viewers, that I am sufficient to be an adjudicator. They need to say, 'Michael has his masters in literature, specialising in science fiction,' not 'Michael is a fan.' The public, to the latter option, will say 'who is he to be an adjudicator?'.

However, it is a shame and I appreciate your support.

I know this is presuming a bit, but what if you were a fan with an endorsement from SRD?

Loremaster wrote: The public, to the latter option, will say 'who is he to be an adjudicator?'

He is a Gap expert, who holds a Masters Degree.

--A

That would look dang good on your resume, Lore!

Syl wrote:I know this is presuming a bit, but what if you were a fan with an endorsement from SRD?

I cannot be trusted with that amount of power.

Well, I say it's still their loss! And unfortunately that means no trip to Melbourne to see you!

Elfgirl wrote:That would look dang good on your resume, Lore!

I'd say!

Interviewer: So tell us about your skills.
Loremaster: Well, I was once an adjudicator on the Einstein Factor.
I: Oh? Go on, go on.
LM: I had to look at questions relating to Stephen Donaldson's Gap sequence of books, then appear on screen for a second or two then act as judge of the answers during filming.
I: What is "The Gap"?
LM: A five book series involving a woman who gets raped by this toad of a man, and she later joins a cool ship with a cool captain who isn't so cool and gives birth to the toad's child, but they later visit a pirate station where she is handed over to an alien race who want to convert humanity using a genetic mutagen into them but she gets out with the help of the toad of man and rushes to Earth however the aliens are after them and the big corporation run by a power-mad man. They later get to Earth after some harrowing adventures but the aliens turn up and threaten humanity but the toad of a man and the heroine manage to blow up the aliens' ship as well as kill the power-mad man with the help of a charismatic cop boss with one eye who is sick of the crimes, then the toad of a man who happens to be a cyborg I forgot to say leaves in the power-mad mans' ship!
I: Okay, we'll see the next applicant.
LM: Did I get the job?
I: Sorry, no.

Elfgirl wrote:Well, I say it's still their loss! And unfortunately that means no trip to Melbourne to see you!

There there, we will meet another time!