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Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:24 pm**

Grabass Barbie, comes with hands cupped perfectly to fit Ken's bum.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:42 pm**

Hick barbie...comes complete with Dale Jr. #8 jacket.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:51 pm**

Inbred Barbie, looks just like Mrs. Peacock from the X-files and has voice capabilities which include such gems as "I'm hongry" and "I'm ready" and "The pride, the love a mother has fer her sons."

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:00 pm**

Just Shaddap Listen to A Gunslinger's Snape Theory Barbie. The best Barbie of ALL TIME!

Edit: Added "shaddap!"

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:21 pm**

Divorced Barbie --- comes with all of Ken's accessories.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:33 pm**

Kiss my plump white cottage cheese booty Barbie - She'll never adhere to Gun's Snape theories! Never!

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:44 pm**

"...Kiss my plump white cottage cheese booty Barbie - She'll never adhere to Gun's Snape theories! Never!" AKA...

Lame Ass Barbie. Should listen to Just Shaddap barbie.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:09 pm**

Muffliato Barbie, drowns out Guns silly rants!!!! hahahahaha just kidding Guns!

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:28 pm**

Omigod! Barbie. Bears witness to CammJenn/Guns battle!

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:51 pm**

(you forgot N so let me take the liberty)

Nuh-uh Barbie, who points out to Cameraman Jenn that muffliato is used to block your conversations from others around you and therefore is an incorrect usage described above....sheesh CJ, get your spells right.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:59 pm**

Poo-Poo Barbie. Dirties herself every time CJ says sumfin' silly. She sullies herself A LOT!

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:02 pm**

Quintessential Barbie, you just can't do without her.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:25 am**

Raving Looney Barbie - what results from a Guns/Jenn tag battle!

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:41 pm**

Syphllis Babrie.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:24 pm**

Testosterone Barbie - comes with five oclock shadow and GI Joe torso...

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:26 pm**

Ur-Vile Barbie.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:55 pm**

Vizzardrix Barbie - looks like a cross between a rabbit and a piranha and is valued at 6/6 in Magic the Gathering..... or so I have been told......

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:04 pm**

Waistline shrink Barbie. Causing bulimia for over 30 years.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:21 pm**

eXtortionist Barbie - blackmails Ken for his gay relationship with GI Joe.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:52 am**

Yak Barbie - hasn't been waxed in a decade.

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ABC Barbie