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Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:54 am**

Then what WILL get me a sandgorgon. I promise I'll take really really good care of him. I'll feed him and make sure he has clean fresh water every day and bathe him weekly and also every day, several times a day I will hug him and squeeze him (but not too hard) and call him Nom. I will make sure he knows he's loved. I promise.

Please Please can't I have a sandgorgon?

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:45 am**

who watches the watchmen?

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:53 am**

It's easy to get a Sandgorgon, CMJ.

Just whisper 'Nom.'

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:12 am**

Emotional Leper wrote:It's easy to get a Sandgorgon, CMJ.

Just whisper 'Nom.'

Ya know, in my whole life I've never ACTUALLY said it outloud.

I'm just superstitious that way.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:20 am**

Balon wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:It's easy to get a Sandgorgon, CMJ.

Just whisper 'Nom.'
Ya know, in my whole life I've never ACTUALLY said it outloud.

I'm just superstitious that way.

Dittos. I cringe when I read the word.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:26 am**

Emotional Leper wrote:
Balon wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:It's easy to get a Sandgorgon, CMJ.

Just whisper 'Nom.'
Ya know, in my whole life I've never ACTUALLY said it outloud.

I'm just superstitious that way.
Dittos. I cringe when I read the word.

It really IS freaky.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:39 am**

Balon wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:
Balon wrote: Ya know, in my whole life I've never ACTUALLY said it outloud.

I'm just superstitious that way.
Dittos. I cringe when I read the word.
It really IS freaky.

If I ever goto an Elohimfest (I already have the costume mostly done, just need contacts), while it would be out of character, I think I might shout it. Top of my lungs.

'cause I think I'll be puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:50 am**

Esmer, do you think that Emotional Leper is puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon?

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:11 am**

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Then what WILL get me a sandgorgon. I promise I'll take really really good care of him. I'll feed him and make sure he has clean fresh water every day and bathe him weekly and also every day, several times a day I will hug him and squeeze him (but not too hard) and call him Nom. I will make sure he knows he's loved. I promise. Please Please can't I have a sandgorgon?

1,000,000 WGD's. Price subject to change without notice.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:11 am**

sgt.null wrote:who watches the watchmen?

their wives.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:13 am**

Zenlunatic wrote:Esmer, do you think that Emotional Leper is puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon?

EL is no TC or LA.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:25 am**

If Mitt Romney (a Mormon) becomes President, should I hide my beer?

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:31 am**

Esmer wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:Esmer, do you think that Emotional Leper is puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon?
EL is no TC or LA.

Why do you persist in your foolishness, Groveler?

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:42 am**

Emotional Leper wrote:
Esmer wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:Esmer, do you think that Emotional Leper is puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon?
EL is no TC or LA.
Why do you persist in your foolishness, Groveler?

*giggling hysterically*

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:34 am**

Zenlunatic wrote:If Mitt Romney (a Mormon) becomes President, should I hide my beer?

You better drink it.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:35 am**

Emotional Leper wrote:
Esmer wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:Esmer, do you think that Emotional Leper is puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon?
EL is no TC or LA.
Why do you persist in your foolishness, Groveler?

Because I do it so well.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:44 am**

Esmer wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:
Esmer wrote: EL is no TC or LA.
Why do you persist in your foolishness, Groveler?
Because I do it so well.

Will you not submit, then my foeman? I shall overcome you in the end -- yes, this time my enemy -- for you are not my enemy, and in the end you shall bring me free drinks -- my enemy has cast you aside, Groveler. What you did once -- my banishment from the Bar -- shall not be repeated. For Behold, Groveler! I have control of both the Clear Alcohol and the Brown Alcohol in my hands!

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:34 pm**

If a Mormon has an offspring with a gorgon named Gordan Morgan, what do you call it?

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:49 pm**

Cagliostro wrote:If a Mormon has an offspring with a gorgon named Gordan Morgan, what do you call it?

Blasphemous bestiality.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:55 pm**

Cagliostro wrote:If a Mormon has an offspring with a gorgon named Gordan Morgan, what do you call it?

NOM...obviously

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