Kevin's Watch

OK, finally have internet back...*sigh* busy day today, will be updating things tomorrow.

Welcome back, master.
I hope your birthday was awesome.

Menolly wrote:Welcome back, master.

As a point of interest, "Master" has an entirely different connotation than "Dungeon Master" or "Game Master" or "Storyteller." It might be best not to confuse the terms.

maybe for you...

Actually, that difference is for everybody but you, it seems. Just thought you might want to know what the rest of us perceive when you say that.

I don't know about y'all, but I heard a distinct "bow chicka wow wow, wocka wocka wocka" playing in the background when I read it.

Or would metalcore be more appropriate?

It was definitely a bow chicka wow wow.

Menolly was a teenager during the golden years of pr0n; It was an old-school bow chicka bow wow, with funky baseline.

Hence the wocka wocka wocka. Does wocka not convey pornish baseline well enough? I suppose it could also be interpreted as pac man sounds, which could be fun, too.

No, I agreed with the wokka wokka wokka... I just didn't write it. I was only choosing that over the metalcore, which she ain't.

* - Though, I did also have a Fozzy Bear moment there, which did NOT make me feel good thinking about porn. Fozzy / Gonzo / Camilla the chicken slashfic, anyone?

cluck cluck cluck

wocka wocka

CLUCK!

WOCKA!!!

*sounds of Gonzo panting *

*mutely shakes head*

Don't forget the obligatory scene:

Something blocks the view of the trist, like a chair or mailbox. Gonzo walks into view, wearing his motorcycle helmet and cape, to the sound of Camilla cooing seductively. Gonzo then runs back across the stage and dives behind the mailbox again with a giant yell. Camilla's voice picks up urgency as he lands, and the clucking goes faster and faster.

End with the a poof of feathers flying up into the air from behind the mailbox.

Fozzy would just sit in the corner watching, with a pillow over his lap, muttering "wocka wocka" over and over.

Ms PacMan is the
Most accurate image of
Menolly's late teens

Not Sesame Street
(Neither real nor parody)
And surely not porn

The thrill of the chase
Not just dots, but those blue ghosts
(It's a metaphor)

I don't know if there's a word for the epic level of wrongness described above.

It's bad enough my avatar came from the proposed Thundercats movie, now I want to raise a sword over my head and growl or something.

(And then quote He-Man... "I have THA POWAH!" Just to mix metaphors.)

Bored now!

ANything dramatic-like you want tog t in before the fight starts should be posted NOW..plus, we have 3 people MIA at the moment (Annelysei, Kali, and Vynarkus). Laurel understood this, nice drama, character emoting, and so on.

Hey, how about you write me a little something...I've always wanted to read a VampireWillow/Faith slashfic.

Seven Words wrote:Laurel understood this, nice drama, character emoting, and so on.

Thanks master.

I'm back. Sorry for the sudden disappearing act. Hasn't been a fun week.

So we're starting together before the big fight? If I have a chance I'll post my prep stuff, otherwise I'll just roll it into the battle-stuff.