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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:37 am
by aTOMiC
I think it will take......many months of planning to formulate a plan to apply peanut butter to two slices of bread.
If light speed is so great, how come...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:49 am
by Revan
If light speed is so great, how come...I like pies
What is the factor of
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:52 am
by aTOMiC
What is the factor of Max?
Which beer is it that tastes like...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:52 am
by Revan
Which beer is it that tastes like...Something
I am...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:54 am
by aTOMiC
I am...very brief.
Some kind of animal attacked last night and...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:12 pm
by Revan
Some kind of animal attacked last night and...dead
What do i care if
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:13 pm
by aTOMiC
What do i care if a colony of ants create a home in my underwear?
In every revolution there is one man with a vision...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:14 pm
by Revan
In every revolution there is one man with a vision...which need helped with glasses
What is the
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:15 pm
by aTOMiC
What is the point of ironing clothes?
Washing dishes is the most...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:16 pm
by Revan
Washing dishes is the most...annoying thing ever
Doing something....
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:20 pm
by aTOMiC
Doing something....for others is the most satisfying action anyone has ever done.
In the forest the trees were all kept equal by...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:42 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
In the forest the trees were all kept equal by... "leaving" them to grow at their own pace, un-"tree"-ted.
Hell hath no fury like...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:21 pm
by Enigma
hell hath no fury like a... woman scorned

( had to do it guys)
what goes up....
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:26 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
what goes up.... will continue to do so in a gravity-free environment.
Fish and company smell alike in...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:28 pm
by aTOMiC
Fish and company smell alike in...a pot full of hazardous nuclear waste.
If wishes were fishes we'd all...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:29 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If wishes were fishes we'd all... be eating like Gollum.
A bird in the hand is worth...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:35 pm
by aTOMiC
A bird in the hand is worth...about 35cents.
If all the world is a stage then the universe is...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:39 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If all the world is a stage then the universe is...
unbearably loud.
Necessity is the mother of...
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:39 pm
by aTOMiC
Necessity is the mother of...three children and fifteen grandchildren ranging in age from three months to forty-seven years.
The darkness fell with a bang when the...
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 4:07 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
The darkness fell with a bang when the shadow beast was hit with an impact grenade.
An eye for an eye...