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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:03 am
by Cord Hurn
Good news: we could create such a thread if we really wanted
Bad news: everybody seems too disheartened to create such a thread about that subject right now
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:06 am
by Skyweir
Good news we can still do whatever we want
Bad news no one gives a duck
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:07 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You've managed to duck the thread.
Bad news: The thread is still looking for you.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:44 am
by Skyweir
Good news The thread found you
Bad news It’s not as good as a ducking
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 5:34 pm
by deer of the dawn
Good news: your ducks have come home to roost.
Bad news: you don't actually own any ducks.
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 6:10 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You have ended duck slavery.
Bad news: The ducks are now enslaving the hummingbirds.
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:25 am
by Skyweir
Good news: Humminbirds can hum
Bad news: Hummingbirds humming is oppressive
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:50 pm
by samrw3
Good news: You can silence humming through good pair of ear muffs
Bad news: You dont hear the giant semi truck either
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 8:28 am
by Skyweir
Good news: The giant semi bustling along a busy road isn’t anything you want disturbing you from the delight of immersing oneself in a good book.
Bad news: Humminbirds unite under the flag of ‘free speech’ and you find yourself in fauna court facing grim suppression charges
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:27 pm
by samrw3
Good news: no humans care what the hummingbirds verdict is
Bad news: Hummingbirds have surrounded your house
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 4:43 am
by Khaliban
Good news: The ducks return and enslave hummingbirds.
Bad news: Now you must listen to the droning of wood finch abolitionists.
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 11:01 am
by Skyweir
Good news. The droning of wood finch abolitionists becomes catchy
Bad news. You are drowning in wood finch abolitionists
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:26 pm
by samrw3
Good news - you brought a snorkel
Bad news the wood finches block the snorkel hole
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:21 pm
by deer of the dawn
Good news: Blockwood Snorkelfinch has come to the rescue!
Bad News: Saved from a pinch, you're in the hole.
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 3:39 am
by Khaliban
Good news: No one understood any of that, so you're OK.
Bad news: You're stuck in a limbo non-progression from which not even the Mighty Snorkelfinch can rescue you.
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 3:15 am
by Cord Hurn
Good news: There's nothing you can do about being stuck at the moment, so you can relax without guilt.
Bad news: Being stuck and doing nothing gets quite boring after a little while.
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2022 6:27 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You've been doing that for the last two years, and you've gotten good at it.
Bad news: You've been doing that for the last two years.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2022 11:38 am
by samrw3
Good news: There are worse things to be doing during a two year time frame
Bad News: Worse things keep coming up
Posted: Mon May 02, 2022 2:20 am
by Cord Hurn
Good news: the worse things seem to be very temporary.
Bad news: the good things haven't come back to bless you yet.
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:38 am
by Skyweir
Good news: There is always a an upside
Bad news: What goes up must come down 😉
