You know you're a Donaldson fan when...

Post by **Cheval** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:15 am

...you sign his E-Birthday card after every other poster just to make sure he knows you exist.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:16 pm

You add the word "disease" when referring to the group Hanson or Hansen's Soda.

After someone tells you a leper joke, you explain clearly and calmly and with pie charts and graphs how that just isn't accurate.

Post by **Angoid** » Tue May 08, 2007 12:01 pm

Haven't got time to read all 21 pages of this so hope this hasn't already been said:

...when you change your location on every other forum you're on to "Mithil Stonedown" or some other TC place.

...When you say "In accepting a gift you return honour to the giver" every time someone gives you a gift.

...When you think that the way we are systematically destroying the planet by polluting it is akin to uttering the Ritual of Desecreation.

...When you wonder if it was your own brother who Desecrated the Land (his name is Kevin)

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:49 pm

You can come up with several naughty pick up lines regarding Stephen R. Donaldson's books.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:48 pm

Hey, you can't just say that and NOT post the naughty pickup lines! That's not fair!

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 08, 2007 6:43 pm

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Hey, you can't just say that and NOT post the naughty pickup lines! That's not fair!

Check down at the bottom of this page:

kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic ... 7&start=20

I'm not proud.

Post by **drew** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:53 pm

You plan to try to find out the cell phone number of someone attending Elohmfest; just to call them during dinner, and maybe hear SRD talking.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:44 pm

I already have Wadds and Luci on my cell....

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Sat May 12, 2007 3:08 am

You have already read the available material for FR 6 times. or more.

Post by **drew** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:08 pm

You have that old picture of him sitting with that cat tattooed on your butt.

I don't; but you'd have to be a pretty big fan if you DID do that.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:23 pm

...you fanboy-pounce anyone who posts a disparaging word.

dw

Post by **Zenlunatic** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:44 am

You know how to walk like a mechanical derelict.

Post by **emotional leper** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:25 am

When you tell strangers you're a leper when you don't want to be bothered, and when they act disbelieving you go into an hour long rant about it, while giving yourself a VSE every time you make a sudden hand motion.

Post by **Zenlunatic** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:31 am

You name a pet NOM or VAIN or even bigger fan, a kid.

Post by **emotional leper** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:51 am

You wince mentally and start to scramble for cover every time you read the word Nom. And when someone says it, well. GONE!

Post by **drew** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:34 pm

Emotional Leper wrote:You wince mentally and start to scramble for cover every time you read the word Nom. And when someone says it, well. GONE!

And that really spices things up when you're in a French Class.

Post by **emotional leper** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:28 pm

drew wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:You wince mentally and start to scramble for cover every time you read the word Nom. And when someone says it, well. GONE!
And that really spices things up when you're in a French Class.

People in french class generally get to say anything before I set off the tear gas.

Study Latin! It's what all the cool grimoires are written in!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:43 pm

...you treat drinking fountains as if they gave forth Eartblood, and you kind of enjoy the strange looks you get.

dw

Post by **Zenlunatic** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:11 pm

You open a Kevin's Watch account and get nominated for Newbie of the Year in two days.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:26 pm

...when you become jaded against all other writers, for lacking the depth and tenacity to use words that are simultaneously megalithic and arcane.

dw