Kevin's Watch

...you sign his E-Birthday card after every other poster just to make sure he knows you exist.

You add the word "disease" when referring to the group Hanson or Hansen's Soda.


After someone tells you a leper joke, you explain clearly and calmly and with pie charts and graphs how that just isn't accurate.

Haven't got time to read all 21 pages of this so hope this hasn't already been said:

...when you change your location on every other forum you're on to "Mithil Stonedown" or some other TC place.

...When you say "In accepting a gift you return honour to the giver" every time someone gives you a gift.

...When you think that the way we are systematically destroying the planet by polluting it is akin to uttering the Ritual of Desecreation.

...When you wonder if it was your own brother who Desecrated the Land (his name is Kevin)

You can come up with several naughty pick up lines regarding Stephen R. Donaldson's books.

Hey, you can't just say that and NOT post the naughty pickup lines! That's not fair!

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Hey, you can't just say that and NOT post the naughty pickup lines! That's not fair!

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I'm not proud.

You plan to try to find out the cell phone number of someone attending Elohmfest; just to call them during dinner, and maybe hear SRD talking.

I already have Wadds and Luci on my cell....

You have already read the available material for FR 6 times. or more.

You have that old picture of him sitting with that cat tattooed on your butt.

I don't; but you'd have to be a pretty big fan if you DID do that.

...you fanboy-pounce anyone who posts a disparaging word.

dw

You know how to walk like a mechanical derelict.

When you tell strangers you're a leper when you don't want to be bothered, and when they act disbelieving you go into an hour long rant about it, while giving yourself a VSE every time you make a sudden hand motion.

You name a pet NOM or VAIN or even bigger fan, a kid.

You wince mentally and start to scramble for cover every time you read the word Nom. And when someone says it, well. GONE!

Emotional Leper wrote:You wince mentally and start to scramble for cover every time you read the word Nom. And when someone says it, well. GONE!

And that really spices things up when you're in a French Class.

drew wrote:

Emotional Leper wrote:You wince mentally and start to scramble for cover every time you read the word Nom. And when someone says it, well. GONE!

And that really spices things up when you're in a French Class.

People in french class generally get to say anything before I set off the tear gas.

Study Latin! It's what all the cool grimoires are written in!

...you treat drinking fountains as if they gave forth Eartblood, and you kind of enjoy the strange looks you get.

dw

You open a Kevin's Watch account and get nominated for Newbie of the Year in two days.

...when you become jaded against all other writers, for lacking the depth and tenacity to use words that are simultaneously megalithic and arcane.

dw