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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:08 pm
by Cheval
Failed my term paper assignment.
(You mean venus fly traps AREN'T from outer space?)
Have to start over again and just don't have the time to date right now.
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:30 pm
by Edge
Go to Hell - & I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:12 pm
by onewyteduck
Have to wait on congressional approval to go out with you. You know how long that could take!
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:42 pm
by Cheval
I concur to the fact that Congress takes forever for approval.
As soon as I receive permission from them to date you, you will have to wait until then.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:31 am
by onewyteduck
Just heard from Congress. They all said you were too..... I can't go out with you.
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:01 am
by Cheval
Killer Bees are heading this way.
Have to save the world right now...
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:44 pm
by danlo
Lemon juice failed to reveal secret codes on the back of the Declaration of Independence, which caused me to go into a temper tantrum and foiled my escape. The FBI is, at this very moment, carting me off to Levinworth...
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:24 pm
by onewyteduck
Must enter the nude bacon frying contest at the county fair. I might be incapacitated for a while after that.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:54 am
by Cheval
Nude bacon frying contest at the county fair?
I'm there!
(Oh, that's right... you don't go naked. That's too bad.
I'll send pictures of the bacon if ya want.)
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:01 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Origami accident - need a tourniquet - don't ask.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:25 pm
by Cagliostro
Polio vaccine - never got one - better late than never
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:40 am
by onewyteduck
Quick you aren't and you gotta' be quick to join me in the Nude Bacon Frying Competition
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:10 am
by Cheval
Racing is on tonight... sorry.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:58 am
by duchess of malfi
Sorry, already got plans -- have to go cheer for Ducky in the Nude Bacon Frying Competition. Maybe next time.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:36 am
by Cheval
Tied for second-to-last place in the Nude Bacon-Frying Competition.
Going out to celebrate (that I didn't finish last) and will catch up with you later.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:55 am
by onewyteduck
Utterly exhausted from the Nude Bacon Frying Competition, not to mention more than a few burns. Just can't make it.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:38 pm
by Lorelei
Very depressed about losing the Nude Bacon Frying Contest.....going to bed immediately.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:42 pm
by safetyjedi
Sorry, but one of my multiple personalities is having a tough time and I need to go comfort him.
Who would want to see nude bacon anyway?
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:12 pm
by Lorelei
Xenon infiltrated my basement and I need to get some glass bulbs so I can make my own lamps.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:23 am
by onewyteduck
Yeti calling isn't my idea of a good time.