Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:15 am
Using the smock as arse-wipe.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:58 pm
Violating the smock's constitutional rights.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:07 am
Weeing on the smock
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:41 pm
X-ing out the smock by hacking into Jay's computer and stealing his avatar files.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:17 pm
Yelling "the smock is a git!" at passers-by.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:21 pm
Zamboni-ing the smock through the mud.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:50 pm
Acquiring a bib, and trying to replace the smock with it.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:42 am
Blowing the smock up. With C4.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:01 am
Chasing the smock around with a badminton racket yelling, "I'll get you my smockie and I'll mock you too!"
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:37 am
Deliberate tearing of the smock's sleeves
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:42 am
Elfgirl 
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:49 am
Finally! 
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:06 pm
Grabbing the smock by the lapels and shaking like there ain't no tomorrow.
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:00 am
Hanging the smock in a smoke house...
*nothing worse than a smoky smock...*
*nothing worse than a smoky smock...*
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:01 am
Indecent Smock Exposure.....
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:07 am
Jumping on the smock while wearing muddy boots
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:15 am
Kicking the smock out the door of the subway. . . and watching it get desmockified by the next car--while laughing hysterically. 
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:22 pm
Lampooning the smock.
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:39 pm
Aren't smocks actually dresses?
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:59 am
Meh...I prefer to think of them as something you wear when you're doing a messy artwork... (IQ, it's alphabetical, dear.... 
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